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      CommentAuthorNuggetross
    • CommentTimeMar 16th 2015
     
    ^luckily, the bike is cheap so a catastrophic otb won't be a problem.

    also, who needs a rear fender when you have $$ to dry your butt with? amirite?
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    clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
    • CommentAuthorThreePete
    • CommentTimeMar 17th 2015
     
    ^This....
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      CommentAuthorMr. Shelby
    • CommentTimeMar 18th 2015
     
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    Be still my heartNaaaah, too uncool for the #messlyfe. I just like to hang out in loading docks and pretend to talk on my radio so that people will like me. - Mfratt
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    dear sweet mother of god

    wanti mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthorpocky
    • CommentTimeMar 18th 2015
     
    Someone please explain to me how I can build wheels like that myself, and any structural consequences of doing so.::lols at Dan's great photoshopping job:: ::slowly stops laughing:: ::googles:: ::kills self:: -tinyhonkshus
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      CommentAuthorggreggg
    • CommentTimeMar 18th 2015
     
    i would straight up fuck that kleinenjoy two cosmetics
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      CommentAuthornerdo
    • CommentTimeMar 18th 2015
     
    You guys are fucking nuts.Worstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
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      CommentAuthornerdo
    • CommentTimeMar 18th 2015
     
    #ClownBarfWorstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeMar 19th 2015 edited
     
    That looks like something my ex's wet dreams threw up. Ew.I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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      CommentAuthorNandy
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2015
     
    "life is hard, cats are soft." - surprisefries
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    Nandy:


    Eh... needs more bendy tubes. I want that thing to look like it's out of a Dr Seuss book.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2015 edited
     
    it already does. the handlebars look like weird seussian antennas.I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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      CommentAuthorpocky
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2015 edited
     
    The Bicycle Museum of Bad Ideas article about those cranks
    "...it may be unwise to ride these, even for art or humor value."::lols at Dan's great photoshopping job:: ::slowly stops laughing:: ::googles:: ::kills self:: -tinyhonkshus
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      CommentAuthorPaolo
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2015
     
    pocky:The Bicycle Museum of Bad Ideas article about those cranks
    "...it may be unwise to ride these, even for art or humor value."


    The older, smoothly curved cranks on that page are beautiful.. I would definitely put those on an old 3-speed even if they did nothing other than add weight.
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      CommentAuthorpocky
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2015
     
    More porn shots of that same bike on Veloafficionado.::lols at Dan's great photoshopping job:: ::slowly stops laughing:: ::googles:: ::kills self:: -tinyhonkshus
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2015
     
    on the subject of curved cranks - i designed a curved crank using a CAM program. if anyone has access to a three axis CNC mill I would forward the non-tested gcode
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2015
     
    it's almost certainly buggy
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    would you say that you were owed, you throwed, and you stuck to the G code?You said time was infinite, so why the watch wrapped around your wrist?
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      CommentAuthorNuggetross
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2015
     
    geode.
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    ggreggg:i would straight up fuck that klein
    YO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
    • CommentAuthorGGvibes
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2015
     
    Here's some straight up Cinelli bike porn for yahz
    Enjoy!



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      CommentAuthorNandy
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2015
     
    It's a bit of a faux pas to put your own bike in the porn thread, but whatever. Who is the other one?"life is hard, cats are soft." - surprisefries
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    Nandy:

    Clowntown needs a girlfriend. Who wants to introduce them?Naaaah, too uncool for the #messlyfe. I just like to hang out in loading docks and pretend to talk on my radio so that people will like me. - Mfratt
    • CommentAuthorryan t
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2015
     
    GGvibes:Here's some straight up Cinelli bike porn for yahz
    Enjoy!



    Nandy:It's a bit of a faux pas to put your own bike in the porn thread, but whatever. Who is the other one?

    I'm getting the feeling that this is supposed to be literally bike porn- like bikes in sex positions. +1
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    ^ Agree. I lol'd.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthorpocky
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2015
     
    Craigglesofdoom:
    Clowntown needs a girlfriend. Who wants to introduce them?

    I don't think that's girlfriend material. That's more like a high-priced hermaphrodite streetwalker.::lols at Dan's great photoshopping job:: ::slowly stops laughing:: ::googles:: ::kills self:: -tinyhonkshus
    • CommentAuthorGGvibes
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2015
     
    ryan t, glad you followed my literal-ness there! these are actually me and my boyfriend's bikes.(He runs Boston Rickshaw)
    didn't know about faux pas and don't really care cause you gotta admit they're sexy bikes..
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2015
     
    do i have to admit to this?
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      CommentAuthorNuggetross
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2015
     
    SEXI BIKEEEEEEEE

    name ONE thing sexier than those bikes. i bet you can't, dralex.
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      CommentAuthorfmradio516
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2015
     
    what size seatpost do they take?MUFFDVR
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2015
     


    how about herke wendt and his machine of pure sex?
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      CommentAuthorNuggetross
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2015
     
    solid buldge, broj.
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      CommentAuthorpocky
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2015 edited
     
    Since everybody seems to disagree with the concept of the Bike Garbage thread, I must post this here, EVEN THOUGH IT PAINS ME TO DO SO.
    ::lols at Dan's great photoshopping job:: ::slowly stops laughing:: ::googles:: ::kills self:: -tinyhonkshus
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      CommentAuthorpocky
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2015
     
    I am gonna take over the bike porn thread with garbage.

    OH GOD WHY?::lols at Dan's great photoshopping job:: ::slowly stops laughing:: ::googles:: ::kills self:: -tinyhonkshus
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      CommentAuthorNandy
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2015
     
    "life is hard, cats are soft." - surprisefries
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    ^^'cause you can wiggle it

    just a little bit

    clearly.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorNandy
    • CommentTimeApr 20th 2015 edited
     
    "life is hard, cats are soft." - surprisefries
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      CommentAuthorNandy
    • CommentTimeApr 20th 2015
     
    ^^^^ I heard there was a WHOLE PACK of Elliptigos on the Esplanade yesterday. Like, 20 of them. Someone took a video, I'll try to find it."life is hard, cats are soft." - surprisefries
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      CommentAuthorpocky
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2015 edited
     
    ^ OMG please find that.

    Here's another for your headscratching pleasure:

    Innovative Loopwheel has integrated suspension for a smoother ride::lols at Dan's great photoshopping job:: ::slowly stops laughing:: ::googles:: ::kills self:: -tinyhonkshus
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    OK, i can dig it, but drive forces and worse, braking forces, would be eaten up by that system. In fact, I'd bet that if you had to lock up the brake, it would shudder HARD because of the wind-up.Naaaah, too uncool for the #messlyfe. I just like to hang out in loading docks and pretend to talk on my radio so that people will like me. - Mfratt
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      CommentAuthorNandy
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2015
     

    I think that's a step through tt bicycle."life is hard, cats are soft." - surprisefries
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    lulzi mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2015
     
    dude
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2015
     
    here's another:

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    needs more logosYO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
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    rock dathe:dude

    I know!

    INVISIBLE TOP TUBEDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorNandy
    • CommentTimeAug 9th 2015
     


    CARGO P0RN."life is hard, cats are soft." - surprisefries
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      CommentAuthornerdo
    • CommentTimeAug 9th 2015
     
    ^Whoa, I want that!Worstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)