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    oh god, give it to meYO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
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    banana truffles:oh god, give it to me
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      CommentAuthorBuckley!
    • CommentTimeJul 16th 2010
     
    banana truffles:oh god, give it to me

    Somehow I knew that sort of image would get you hot in the pants. I'm also surprised you weren't there licking the track afterwards.The kid's gotta learn that the game never lets up.
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      CommentAuthorrobotbuilder
    • CommentTimeJul 17th 2010 edited
     
    kilgore_trout:haha geekhouse clown bukkake color scheme!

    Yeah, when we first saw this over at Clown Bukkake HQ, we were a lil' pissed at the blatant infringement of our multi-colored ejaculate color scheme. I mean, Marty and Dan had to drink a lot of food coloring to make it happen, and hookers don't come cheap. . .

    Oh well. Imitation is flattery I guess. Or in Gary's case, hatred is flattery.

    [:|][all your base are belong to us]
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      CommentAuthorNuggetross
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2010
     
    does this clist ad count as porn? it's got all the prerequisites, like four loko and condoms...and purple.

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      CommentAuthorbrunop
    • CommentTimeJul 20th 2010
     
    ^horrible.
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    the size of that seat...wtf
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      CommentAuthor49teeth
    • CommentTimeJul 20th 2010
     
    ^^^there are so many things wrong with that bike, it just hurts.
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      CommentAuthorNuggetross
    • CommentTimeJul 20th 2010
     
    ^DON'T BE JEALOUS THAT IT'S NJS, ERIC ;)
    • CommentAuthortristan
    • CommentTimeJul 20th 2010 edited
     
    ascott430 - "Was going to build it up into a fixed gear until I realized I'd rather spend money and time on mountain bikes."
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    freaky-deaky! Future-Bike, what are you doing here?!if you concentrate really hard, you can reverse the flow of the hotdogs
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      CommentAuthorMr. Shelby
    • CommentTimeJul 20th 2010
     
    ^^Drive side out. Also, not pron.
    • CommentAuthortristan
    • CommentTimeJul 20th 2010
     
    ^ completely adventure-bike pron.ascott430 - "Was going to build it up into a fixed gear until I realized I'd rather spend money and time on mountain bikes."
    • CommentAuthorgemathy
    • CommentTimeJul 20th 2010
     
    needs more water bottles.
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    trizzt:


    Yuck.But the fact of the matter is: Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
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      CommentAuthorRoz
    • CommentTimeJul 20th 2010
     
    Here's a real touring bike for you guys:
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    Vanilla Bicycles, manufactured in Portland, Oregon. I believe the wait list is about 5 years.roz-berry-lime
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      CommentAuthorggreggg
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    I will touring porn you right off this forum.




    this is from NY, we are leaving Pittsburgh today ontowards Ohio. Will flickr more pics when we get around to it.

    enjoy two cosmetics
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    whatever, that Vanilla is WAY too big for me.if you concentrate really hard, you can reverse the flow of the hotdogs
    • CommentAuthortristan
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    Greg wins. Also, that spoke sheath.ascott430 - "Was going to build it up into a fixed gear until I realized I'd rather spend money and time on mountain bikes."
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      CommentAuthorOld Cheez
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    And way too bougie... NAHMBS, NAHMBS, NAHMBS, boring.The cheez stands alone
    • CommentAuthormauspad
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    i...i've thought ggreggg was a different greg for the past 2 years. what the fuck
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      CommentAuthorggreggg
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    You blew it! I'm stomach-elephant Greg. But due to intense sun burns and tanning and peeling I am quickly becoming unrecognizable. When/If I return to Boston I am going to look like an old basketball. Will get you guys some more shots from the road soon- otherwise stay tuned to crosscountryforautism.tumblr.com in the meantime.enjoy two cosmetics
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    tiny:And way too bougie... NAHMBS, NAHMBS, NAHMBS, boring.


    i'm glad i am not the only one who says "bougie". but i am into that 'nilla.

    and way into yer pics ggregggI promise it will even show you porn. - tristan
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    north american handmade bicycle show
    NAHBSYO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
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      CommentAuthorbrunop
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    ^def porn.
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    i don't get it. coaster breaks and disk breaks? why?
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      CommentAuthorbrunop
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    ^that's a rohloff hub. it ain't a coaster brake.
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    Roz:. . .Vanilla Bicycles, manufactured in Portland, Oregon. I believe the wait list is about 5 years.

    Wait, tell me more about this Vanilla. . . because I've been LIVING UNDER A FUCKING ROCK for the past decade.[all your base are belong to us]
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    ^^WOW. After a little Google search, I now understand the appeal.
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      CommentAuthorBuckley!
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    robotbuilder:
    Roz:. . .Vanilla Bicycles, manufactured in Portland, Oregon. I believe the wait list is about 5 years.

    Wait, tell me more about this Vanilla. . . because I've been LIVING UNDER A FUCKING ROCK for the past decade.

    Ok, so, there's this guy named Sasha White....The kid's gotta learn that the game never lets up.
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      CommentAuthorrobotbuilder
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010 edited
     
    ggreggg:I will touring porn you right off this forum.




    this is from NY, we are leaving Pittsburgh today ontowards Ohio. Will flickr more pics when we get around to it.


    Wuv!

    [all your base are belong to us]
    • CommentAuthorboundgear
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    Sacha White.
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    mmmm^YO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    ^^ He was great in IncenptionI have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
    • CommentAuthorBAUMANN
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    dub:^^ He was great in Incenption
    ...and Brick, and 500 Days of Summer, and most importantly: 3rd Rock From the Sun. He's an ok dude in my book.RIDE METAL
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    He can fuckin' take GI Joe and shove it up his ass, tho
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    ^^fuckin love brick
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    500 days of Summer was a terrible movie, but yeah, he is a good actor.I am Humbert outside the internet, actually.
    • CommentAuthorBAUMANN
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    Humbert Humbert:500 days of Summer was a terrible movie, but yeah, he is a good actor.
    while i wouldnt say it was "terrible," it wasn't GREAT either, but I would say that he was great in it.RIDE METAL
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    I just hate big budget indie movies that try so hard to be underground (references to B&S, Dorian Gray, The Smiths, etc.) and make everything feel so forced. Also, I hate that everything mid-level hipster girl aspires to be Zooey Deschanel. Costuming was perfect as hell though.

    He kind of reminds me of Heath Ledger as far as acting potential.I am Humbert outside the internet, actually.
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    eBAUMANN:
    Humbert Humbert:500 days of Summer was a terrible movie, but yeah, he is a good actor.
    while i wouldnt say it was "terrible," it wasn't GREAT either, but I would say that he was great in it.


    i just fucking hate zooey deschanel. every movie she's in she just breaks guys hearts. what a bitch.
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    Photobucket
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    Back to bike porn.I am Humbert outside the internet, actually.
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    Is it just me, or is the fork on that (sweet sweet) green bike like, the rakey-est ever?if you concentrate really hard, you can reverse the flow of the hotdogs
    • CommentAuthormauspad
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    bet it rides like a cadillac. yum
    • CommentAuthortristan
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    ^^ fiji mermaid says noascott430 - "Was going to build it up into a fixed gear until I realized I'd rather spend money and time on mountain bikes."
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    1984-1987 Peugeots have the rakey-est rake ever.
    Maybe it's some of that color bullshit fucking up the angles. Ya know, if it was all solid it wouldn't be as rakey?I am Humbert outside the internet, actually.
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    kilgore_trout:
    eBAUMANN:
    Humbert Humbert:500 days of Summer was a terrible movie, but yeah, he is a good actor.
    while i wouldnt say it was "terrible," it wasn't GREAT either, but I would say that he was great in it.


    i just fucking hate zooey deschanel. every movie she's in she just breaks guys hearts. what a bitch.

    I'd still cum on her noggin.I am Humbert outside the internet, actually.
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      CommentAuthorOld Cheez
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2010
     
    banana truffles:north american handmade bicycle show
    NAHBS


    So very sorry I added a letter?

    Whatever.

    Odd that 3rd rock dude went with the back brake... to each their own I guess. Maybe it's a SS.The cheez stands alone