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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2013
     
    BUMP.Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
    • CommentAuthortristan
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd 2013
     
    Hello, my name is Tristan, and tonight, I am getting drunk for no reason.
    HIYAascott430 - "Was going to build it up into a fixed gear until I realized I'd rather spend money and time on mountain bikes."
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    ^ MS PAINT IT!All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    Tristan! Free beer on my porch. Now!You said time was infinite, so why the watch wrapped around your wrist?
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    RRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    that is all


    le pass out.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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    Is first drunk post in thread. Must read have Russian accent.

    Sedition have night off work. Drink with Russian co-worker. Go bar. Drink more. Sedition see man get domestic abusive-y with partner. Sedition no like. Must stop man. Man try to start with Sedition. Sedition, who take Shotokan karate for 5 year, and work long time bar bouncer, things end quickly. Sedition think is good leave bar quickly. Sedition go outside. Is raining. Sedition get bike. Sedition skid at intersection. Back wheel go out. Sedition go down. Hard. Is 2am. Spectators, is many, they have laugh. One say, “Is not funny. Dude go hard down.” Sedition get up like is no problems. U-lock fly out of back pocket. Sedition find lock in middle if street. Sedition get lock, get on bike, is pedal away. Blocks later, sedition pull over. Check bike and self. Bike is OK. Sedition has hurts in few places. Is big bruise. Sedition notice phone is gone.

    Story morals of story, in order importance:

    (1) Check weather before leave. Make sure have fender on biek. Otherwise, wet ass on ways home.

    (2) Phone go away in wreck. Is gone. If need to contact, use emails or facebookings.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    "Is big bruise."

    "Story morals of story."

    *applause*somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    is very good story, and yes is much better with russian accentDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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    Bored at home. Went into work as civilian. Free drinks. Got drunks. Came home. Drunk posted on the Internetings.

    Patron: I recognize you.

    Me: I work here 5 nights a week. Prolly just not use to seeing me out of uniform.

    Patron: No. I recognize you from somewhere else.

    Me: Oh? Where?

    Patron: That video. That hot video where you were tied-up on a cross.

    Me: You have me confused with Jesus. I've never been strung up on a cross. I'm the son of Satan, not God.

    Patron: Oh. Sorry to bother you.

    Me: No worries.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    MERRY CHRISTMAS< YA FILTHY ANIMALSDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorseanile mick
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2017 edited
     
    so, apparently anchor brewing makes a totaly delicirous b;blackberry "daze" ipa.somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    I AM SKEPTICAL O.oDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D