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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2009 edited
     
    oh nothing.Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
    • CommentAuthorMike Steve
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2009
     
    Tammy you seemed so happy last night what happened after I left?I don't play with muthafuckas cuz this shit be real
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      CommentAuthordrags
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2009 edited
     
    ^you left sexy legscdrebbel: STOP TYPING 'BREAKS' YOU FUCKTARDS. YOU HAVE NO CREDIBILITY.
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2009
     
    i wish that was the reason i had for being depressed. i really do.Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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      CommentAuthorBach~ez
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2009
     
    LOL WUT ?mrotown: U lock them by the neck to a street sign!
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      CommentAuthorBach~ez
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2009
     
    Conor call memrotown: U lock them by the neck to a street sign!
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      CommentAuthorMr. Shelby
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2009 edited
     
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      CommentAuthorkatdaley
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2009
     
    Real talk.Behind my Game Boy™, I got game, boy.
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      CommentAuthorBach~ez
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2009
     
    I've been with you for 5 years and you're listening to your motherfucking girlfriends
    I don't know why fuck with them oh jealous,
    no man have ass hoes anyway

    ...REAL TALK...mrotown: U lock them by the neck to a street sign!
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      CommentAuthorkatdaley
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2009
     
    You guys, I really, really love this video. And R. Kelly. Seriously, did a 7 year old girl go wild with a bedazzler on the hoodie that he's wearing in this video.

    REAL TALK.Behind my Game Boy™, I got game, boy.
    • CommentAuthorMike Steve
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2009
     
    That video is amazing the girl he peed on bedazzled it for himI don't play with muthafuckas cuz this shit be real
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      CommentAuthorBach~ez
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2009
     
    this video is way better when you are teh drunkmrotown: U lock them by the neck to a street sign!
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    ohhhhhhhhhh heyyyyy everyoneI don't play with muthafuckas cuz this shit be real
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    Fun times tonight everyone. Glad we had such a showing @ Gods and Msex. Lets do this more! GOING OUT TO HANG WITH BIKE FOLK (AND DANCE SEXY LIKE WITH THEM *YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU KAROL) IS FUN!

    But srsly, fun times.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    I bring my dancing shoes next time not my bike shoesI don't play with muthafuckas cuz this shit be real
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      CommentAuthorBach~ez
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2009
     
    tequila shots !mrotown: U lock them by the neck to a street sign!
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      CommentAuthorcrumbles
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2009
     
    I made the ultimate drunk faux pas on the way home, when I slammed into a curb. I haven't fallen off my bike in a week, so I guess I was past due.
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      CommentAuthorstilgar
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2009
     
    ^lame! You ok?this wont hurt a bit...
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2009
     
    I slammed into a curb after the birthday x-fecta on Friday. and I hadn't had anything to drink.I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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    crumbles:I made the ultimate drunk faux pas on the way home, when I slammed into a curb. I haven't fallen off my bike in a week, so I guess I was past due.


    awwww... don't hurt yourself lady.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthorBach~ez
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2009
     
    Druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnk stephmrotown: U lock them by the neck to a street sign!
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      CommentAuthoreggman
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2009
     
    crumbles:I made the ultimate drunk faux pas on the way home, when I slammed into a curb. I haven't fallen off my bike in a week, so I guess I was past due.

    Don't worry, I was wasted on my way through JP and rode into someone's side-view mirror. You're not alone! <3Ella: Not that I would EVER even THINK of taking the T (mainly because my penis is too large to fit in it)
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      CommentAuthorcrumbles
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2009
     
    Yay! Good to hear guys! And yes, I am a-okay. Just a popped tube.

    <33's to all.
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      CommentAuthorBach~ez
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2009 edited
     
    wee need conor dance videos mrotown: U lock them by the neck to a street sign!
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      CommentAuthorBach~ez
    • CommentTimeOct 10th 2009 edited
     
    Xue's answer to conor's drunken singing last night

    Conor you're gonna have to step up your drunk singing with an instrument.mrotown: U lock them by the neck to a street sign!
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 10th 2009
     
    uhh? drunk in NYC! wooo!! Dan Bones' house ftw!Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
    • CommentAuthormeetball
    • CommentTimeOct 10th 2009
     
    is the hole fist made still there
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 10th 2009
     
    yes! it actually is! Danny and I were just talking about it. holy crap
    this place rules. who wants to move here with me.Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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    into the hole?
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      CommentAuthorBach~ez
    • CommentTimeOct 10th 2009
     
    Hello drubk threahmrotown: U lock them by the neck to a street sign!
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    ^yeah.... this basically sums up last night. I vaguely remember going into my apartment.

    Granted, no hangover!

    EPIC! = Impervious to beer/gin & tonics.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    I'm glad I'm too drunk to hear what sounds like fucking electric chicken coming from the next room. Wait, what?i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    It's weird...I don't drink anymore (haven't for over 10 years...I stopped drinking at 17 after starting at 13 because that's how we roll in El Caribe) but sometimes when I party hearty I get this drunk, happy feeling and wake up with what feels like a hangover...odd...I haven't gotten to that part of the poop yet
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    tinyhonkshus:I'm glad I'm too drunk to hear what sounds like fucking electric chicken coming from the next room. Wait, what?


    Wat?

    BTW, that dress = killer!clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    theres this kid. he lived in a boot,k not a shoe, a boot. and hell did it stink, it mustve been worn by a cave man from the 1970s or something.but he never moved away! why o kid who lived in the boot, why o why did you not move away. you couldve found a sandal that had a full foot top, not one of those thong sandals (haha, thongs) but one that wraps across the top. that wouldve been quite a less stinky situation and you couldve had a nice cross breeze. but on with it. this boy decided to take a look at the world outside of the sitnky boot. so he scales the sole and slides down the lace and falls into a puddle...great start kiddo. but he smelled fresh air for the first time and damn did he feel dirty after livin in that stank ass boot. so he walks along and climbs the grass forgetting to keep track of where the hell his boot is, stupid kid, you couldve left bread crumbs or crumbs from a bread crum because your tiny. but he didnt. so he got lost. but he wasnt scared because he could smell pretty smells and see colors that werent the inside of a boot (i tihnk it was a timberland, or maybe a dunham, i have dunhams and theyre nice boots). so he explored and had a ball, found a worm, tamed it and rode it, and then it died soon because they tried to cross hot pavement and he dried out, so he walked along then found a dragon fly...but it was hairy and scary looking so he went the other way. but then he found his way to new terrain, a certain place he'd never imagined. not the luschous green grass and tall brown trees with afros of leaves, tehe, but of the sand! it was a beach! hot damn he'd never been there before or even thought hed see something of the sort, but hedid. and it was pretty. so he started walking through the sand sinking and tirpping cuz he's tiny and all that good stuff, but he finally made his way to this beautiful piece of craftsmanship, a sandal with a full top, let's say it was a berkenstock worn by a bro with a popped collar shirt and an upside down firsbee who was off playing visor. so he clibms up and says this is the life and settles in. then the bro comes back and puts his sandals on and kills the stupid kid who lived in a sandal. the moral of the story is make sure the piece of footwear you are about to climb into is lost, because if its not, there's no vacancy silly and your doom is emminent. it turns out this kid was from jersey, i think down near belmar because theyve got words and beach pretty close to each other. that place has a ghetto, and a concert place where i saw a concert. but yea people. when you leave your boot to explore the unknown, just make sure when you setlle down and say these key words "this is the life"...that the place is vacant so youll still have a life at the end of the day... good evening/morning/hangover to you all! <3somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
    • CommentAuthormauspad
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2009
     
    outcold:theres this kid. he lived in a boot,k not a shoe, a boot. and hell did it stink, it mustve been worn by a cave man from the 1970s or something.but he never moved away! why o kid who lived in the boot, why o why did you not move away. you couldve found a sandal that had a full foot top, not one of those thong sandals (haha, thongs) but one that wraps across the top. that wouldve been quite a less stinky situation and you couldve had a nice cross breeze. but on with it. this boy decided to take a look at the world outside of the sitnky boot. so he scales the sole and slides down the lace and falls into a puddle...great start kiddo. but he smelled fresh air for the first time and damn did he feel dirty after livin in that stank ass boot. so he walks along and climbs the grass forgetting to keep track of where the hell his boot is, stupid kid, you couldve left bread crumbs or crumbs from a bread crum because your tiny. but he didnt. so he got lost. but he wasnt scared because he could smell pretty smells and see colors that werent the inside of a boot (i tihnk it was a timberland, or maybe a dunham, i have dunhams and theyre nice boots). so he explored and had a ball, found a worm, tamed it and rode it, and then it died soon because they tried to cross hot pavement and he dried out, so he walked along then found a dragon fly...but it was hairy and scary looking so he went the other way. but then he found his way to new terrain, a certain place he'd never imagined. not the luschous green grass and tall brown trees with afros of leaves, tehe, but of the sand! it was a beach! hot damn he'd never been there before or even thought hed see something of the sort, but hedid. and it was pretty. so he started walking through the sand sinking and tirpping cuz he's tiny and all that good stuff, but he finally made his way to this beautiful piece of craftsmanship, a sandal with a full top, let's say it was a berkenstock worn by a bro with a popped collar shirt and an upside down firsbee who was off playing visor. so he clibms up and says this is the life and settles in. then the bro comes back and puts his sandals on and kills the stupid kid who lived in a sandal. the moral of the story is make sure the piece of footwear you are about to climb into is lost, because if its not, there's no vacancy silly and your doom is emminent. it turns out this kid was from jersey, i think down near belmar because theyve got words and beach pretty close to each other. that place has a ghetto, and a concert place where i saw a concert. but yea people. when you leave your boot to explore the unknown, just make sure when you setlle down and say these key words "this is the life"...that the place is vacant so youll still have a life at the end of the day... good evening/morning/hangover to you all! <3
    ....the fuck?
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      CommentAuthorBach~ez
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2009
     
    Did u really need to quote that whole thing ?
    I feel partly responsible for that madness since I gave him whiskey last night.....mrotown: U lock them by the neck to a street sign!
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2009
     
    ^^^Dude. Greatest. Drunk post. Ever.

    Got in a fight with a cabby last night, because he refused to take the route I wanted him to, AKA he knew my buddy and I were drunk, and tried to screw us. Crazy times.I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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      CommentAuthorBach~ez
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2009
     
    MIKE STEVE !!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm feelin the beam thenk u !mrotown: U lock them by the neck to a street sign!
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    y'know those Family Circus comics from the sunday paper? how there's always that one with the dotted line running alllllll over the whole thing to show you where Billy went in the yard and all that bullshit?

    my night looked an awful lot like one of those. i finished a food delivery shift around 11:30 and told myself i was going to bed. then its 6am and i've been on a solo bar hopping trip all night. i feel not good!flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    yea james and mike, thanks haha, but when i got home there was a party at my apartment soo...somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    HAHAHAHAS ITS TRSTRIAGHT EVDGE DAY


    FUCK THAT xSMOKEBEERFUCKBABES.xflip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeOct 18th 2009
     
    cops got called on me tonight. Y'alls should have been here. good times.I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeOct 18th 2009
     
    goddamn i belonged here last night, but computers were too difficult. i remember unlocking after getting kicked out of the first bar and being too drunk to continue at the second bar and i remember waking up on the couch. birthday done motherfucking right!dongpincher 1000
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    here, conor

    <3'Cause i always say i love you when i mean turn out the lights.
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    only pussies post in this nonsense. be real, bitches.
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    killersim:here, conor

    <3

    thx. I think I may still be drunk, so.

    post.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    it's my birthday! i'm pre-drunk posting cause i don't have a computer at home!
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    I WANNA ROCK!!!!somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    ^^happy birthday phu!!I haven't gotten to that part of the poop yet