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    my band just broke up. my house is destroyed. its 6am and the lights are finally off. i'm awake in front of the computer with half a menthol in my mouth and a ton of bruises and blurry memories.


    holy shit, i will never be this cool ever again in my life.


    party on, wayne, party on garth. its up to you kids now. rock the fuck out in my honor.








    real talk.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    i gotta throw up.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    awesome.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    hokay. so.

    my ears are hot beceause it's cold out and i didn't wear ear-coverings. i don't remember the awesome, "classic" drunk sht i was going to write. i had a good time at Epic Rack Saturday and Owen RObbins saved my life. I'm going to go see if there'z microwave popcorn left in my pantry. I jus tried to get to BF by entering "bikes" in the URL bar.

    here is a squirrel so that you all can experience the joy that is being me drunk:
    i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    in conclusion, corgies:

    i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthorBach~ez
    • CommentTimeJan 17th 2010
     
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFjFa4HTbH8mrotown: U lock them by the neck to a street sign!
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    i woke up at 6am on the floor of my practice space. my drummer was on the other side of he room, also passed out. god dam it.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    i also told seth putnam to get off the stage adn some girl yelled at me.


    there's no stage at the charlestonflip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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      CommentAuthorkatdaley
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2010
     
    I always get really excited when I see that Dan has bumped this thread. Never fails to make me smile. A+ job, Dan!Behind my Game Boy™, I got game, boy.
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    poooooooooooooooooooooost.

    seriouslyl.


    tonight the plan was to get drunk and cut my hair.


    it totaly gucing worked.


    sowawestome.


    lkikikikikokokoklololololololloklYou're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    spring semester starts tomorrow lolol.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    it's 4:30am. i just woke up. there are movie posters all over my walls and i have no idea why. they weren't there before.

    my life is so awesome sometimesYou're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    Oh hai booze train. Yeah. Drinking. I'm doing it right.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    i'm home from richmond. we got caught in a blizzard and played a fest to like.... 20 dudes.



    but i been drunk since friday. i feel real fucke dup.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    i also picked up a sother anccent.


    shit rulesflip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    oh my gocd dewars tastings are fun but remember smoky cramsicle scotch. creamsicle. IS NOT GODO. not good. no. but if you add osme floral scotch then it ibecomes not bad. for real.

    dude i love that phoenix song on the caddillac commercial but i'm so torn because it's CORPORATE MONSTER COMMERCIAL AAAAAAH but goddamn that's a good song.

    oh god. i mean, oh, atheist nothing.

    meatloaf sandwich up in this pieeeeece!DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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    HAHAHAHAHAAAA, i used that phoenix song in an actual corporate demo last year when i was doing video editing.




    THAT SOMEONE YOU BLAME FOR YOUR TORMENT IS ME!!!flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    i hate you, milkman dan.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2010
     
    We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    FUCK.'Cause i always say i love you when i mean turn out the lights.
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeMar 21st 2010
     
    goddamn
    for the weirdness
    and the work
    and everything else
    this weekends been awesome.
    <3 premature summer.dongpincher 1000
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeMar 21st 2010 edited
     
    drunk. dance party tonight. back home safe; therefore, yes.

    Edit: dance party = sitting at a bar...but still, good musicI have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    hi, i'm drunk. i am getting lunch with my mother at 1pm and i do not expect to be fully sober. dammit/hell yes.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    also dumpstered pizza is the best.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeMar 28th 2010
     
    She'll probably enjoy it. CheersI have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    ouch.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    and there's no tylanol in the house.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeMar 28th 2010
     
    ^I don't remember typing that...I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    hi guys.

    my roommates and i got really bored and started hollowing out lemons and filling 'em with whiskey.

    so.

    hay.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    Oh dear....clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2010
     
    ooof. tiki drinks + no sleep=win.dongpincher 1000
    • CommentAuthorbrittle
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2010
     
    too much cheese not enough crackers!!!!


    first world problems.



    thanks conordisco visp
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    i got drunk tonight for the first time since monstertrack. i then got relentlessly hit on by two whores and a tranny.



    why the fuck do i leave the house?


    fuck you, april fools!flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    and also fucking getting hit by cabs. good thing i'm tuff. what a rookie cunt.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    I was gonna make a clever joke about how you shouldn't talk about your bandmates like that but it became less fun to think of one once you made it an april fools joke.

    p.s. blake would definitely be the tranny in my joke scenario if I had made one.
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2010
     
    I accidentally got wicked high last night. was extremely uncomfortable. should've posted in this thread.

    listening to that "Come Together" tune by the Beatles but sung by Tina Turner while baked out of your mind is real scary too. just an FYI. psycho-delic.Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2010
     
    ^Nitrate and I were chilling after the Midnight Ride. Shoulda come by and toked!I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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      CommentAuthoreggman
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2010
     
    deadbolt:I accidentally got wicked high last night.

    Did you fall into some smoke? lolElla: Not that I would EVER even THINK of taking the T (mainly because my penis is too large to fit in it)
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2010
     
    hah. lulz. nah. what happened was:

    him: "hey, want a puff?"
    me: "yeah- but I don't know how to use that pipe"
    him: (lights it, fills the pipe with smoke for me) "here, lift that and breathe in"
    me: (lungs burning, trying not to cough) "ohhhhh shit. oopsie. I'm gonna be flying soon."Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2010
     
    Similar thing happened to me at an MMW concert; "Hey dude, kiss the fish!"

    10min later: "moooaaan"I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    hannaelise:I was gonna make a clever joke about how you shouldn't talk about your bandmates like that but it became less fun to think of one once you made it an april fools joke.

    p.s. blake would definitely be the tranny in my joke scenario if I had made one.



    oh no, i meant "fuck you april fools day". that definitely happened. and yes, they were friends of hugo's. :shudder:flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    "no drikning for a month" morth is over.

    damn it, i am ust angry at all times.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    I LOVE STEPH AND TAMMY AND DAN BONES AND MORGAN AND GAVIN AND JOE AND PATRICK AND THE MODEL.

    I'm drunk and eating left over kit kat cake that my mom made for Easter. I should probably just drink a lot of water though. kbye.
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      CommentAuthorMorgie
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2010
     
    lulzzz
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    GOD DAMN IT I AM BAOCK OFF THE WAGON.

    FUCK YOU I LOVE IFE AND THESE SUN CHIPSflip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    I GOT REALLY DRUNK AND THIS GIRL KEPT GRABBING MY DICK

    I THREW UP LIKE 4 BANANAS IN HERE SINK LETS SEE HER GRAB THEM FUCKRSI am Humbert outside the internet, actually.
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    Who knew my night was barely starting when I said goodbye to Tammy in front of the Model around last call. Caught a look at myself in a series of mirrors at some Dj's party and I realized I'm one gangly motherfucker. Why didn't any of you warn me this was happening? Apparently more than a few people have asked if "I was okay."Girls on bikes really turn my crank
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    I thought you knew?i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    goin to work. still drunk. i feel fucking fantastic.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    HIIIIIIIII GUYYYYYYYSSSS!!!!

    hi. you guys.

    HI!!DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D