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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeJun 4th 2010
     
    ^^ fail. call that chick up!dongpincher 1000
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    how the hell am i sposed to make out wiht this punk rock girl i fi keep getting cock blocked by her punk rock friends.


    this is bull shit.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    that is total fucking bullshit.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeJun 7th 2010
     
    ooogfdongpincher 1000
    • CommentAuthorgemathy
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2010
     
    ^txts from that night:

    MungoRocks:Hi! Sony stab me. I'm drunk and nbilleyorpod!

    also
    MungoRocks:Yo bro? Girl I'm so drunk0p move to new York!

    MungoRocks:People keep tanning but stabbing me tonight.


    and somehow didn't break any bones.
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    nbilleyorpod?You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2010
     
    ^^ love it

    last night I got drunk on vodka/limeades and then cried to my bf. guhhhhhhh.
    he didn't like Wet Hot American Summer! I couldn't believe it.Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
    • CommentAuthorBAUMANN
    • CommentTimeJun 18th 2010 edited
     

    Sean...Drunk...Trackstand from Eric Baumann on Vimeo.

    No handed trackstand tricks, with no stem, handlebars, pedals, on a freewheel.....while drunk and eating a strawberry. He did it better before the camera came out, still pretty wild.RIDE METAL
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    hehe...yayeasomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    i broke y number one rule and hollered at one of my waitresses tonight. ou can't bone a waitress, you'll never get food again at yer frestaurant.


    I BROKE THIS RULE AND I DON'T CARE, HAPPY AMERICA SPRING BREAK.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeJul 4th 2010
     
    Charles Fucking Bronson.I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2010
     
    Daniel Q. Bones:i broke y number one rule and hollered at one of my waitresses tonight. ou can't bone a waitress, you'll never get food again at yer frestaurant.


    I BROKE THIS RULE AND I DON'T CARE, HAPPY AMERICA SPRING BREAK.

    This is why this man is the champ.dongpincher 1000
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    dude, frestaurant?!

    godddddddd i love this thread!flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2010
     
    I was at home asleep at 1. Its 3 and I am at the bar. Sthy have ac and booze her.dongpincher 1000
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2010
     
    Now it is past last call and I am hitting on steaiht troubledongpincher 1000
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2010
     
    how the eff do you people function the day after?Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
    • CommentAuthorgemathy
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2010
     
    determination + fake jobs.
    • CommentAuthorDoubleL
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2010
     
    jobs you don't really need to be functional for, clearly.
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    smoke mad weed.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    gemathy:determination + fake jobs.
    flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2010
     
    I'm hammered. Anyone wanna come slather up my cock? No? Fin,e fuck you then.I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2010
     
    Key word: slatherI have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    post.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
    • CommentAuthormeetball
    • CommentTimeJul 19th 2010
     
    deadbolt:yes! it actually is! Danny and I were just talking about it. holy crap
    this place rules. who wants to move here with me.


    that makes me happy, the girl there got kind of dramatic when fist punched me in the balls and I punched him back and he bumped her arm, and she went off on me

    srsly I would kick my own ass a lot harder if I did something bad worthy of that. we made friends after but I was a bit annoyed at the scene that was made esp. while my crotch was still throbbing with gut-wrenching fist-fury. I swallowed it tho since it was a fun night and her or her friends' place and I did feel bad that fist's fat ass touched her a bit
    • CommentAuthormeetball
    • CommentTimeJul 19th 2010 edited
     
    we hugged and made up but at least the hole in the wall is still there and wasn't my fault

    he and I passed out at one of his friends' place and we were gonna go visit dannyrocks shortly after he maimed his ankle but fist passed me and I was hungover and ended up with half a pair of jeans after an encounter with an ambulance

    I crippled my way from brooklyn to times square, stopping at the American App store to find new pants but because half my butt was sticking out they weren't too kind and they only stocked up to like 32 waist size

    I got sidewalk cart shishkabob and ended up walking in to the Mariott outside of Times, got to the front of the line and a security guard was like "wtf are you doing here" and I said I wanted a room and was shown the door. Ended up at a place down the block with plywood doors charging $70 a night. The locks didn't work. You turn off the lights and you'd start hearing the cockroaches. Fist's phone was dead but I got a hold of Danny shortly after Fist left. I basically stayed there with a bomber of Double Dead Guy and Shamwow commercials on the television with a couple of jaunts to Katz's for pastrami. A day after Fist had taken the Fung Wah back I biked to soho and got a really good brunch at a bar next to a guy pounding Ketel One at 10am.

    I read a good book on the way back and stopped by Williams and Sonoma for a $200 coffee grinder before heading home for a good cuppa and much needed sleep. Still with only half a pair of jeans on.

    Let me tell you, Boston is much kinder to half-nude men than NYC is.
    • CommentAuthormauspad
    • CommentTimeJul 19th 2010
     
    this is a terrible thread to read when you're sober
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2010
     
    my problems are better than your life.dongpincher 1000
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2010
     
    Wow, my head hurtsI have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    MungoRocks:my problems are better than your life.


    danny, i fucking love your life. you're as handsome as you are hard.



    and by hard i of course mean erect. yours is a constant boner of wreckage.

    high five about everything.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    whenever i see this thread topped i get a little nervous that i posted and don't remember it.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeAug 4th 2010
     
    ^srslyI have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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      CommentAuthorOG killersim
    • CommentTimeSep 7th 2010 edited
     
    WHOOPS.'Cause i always say i love you when i mean turn out the lights.
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    when you sober up i'm curious to know what "f4um" is.somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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      CommentAuthorFancy
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2010
     
    f4um = forum?
    • CommentAuthorDoubleL
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2010
     
    f4um seems a little redundant? couldn't you just go with 4um? or maybe it's fucking forum.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2010
     
    It's the drunk thread, Lauren.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
    • CommentAuthorCarter
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2010
     
    ^redundantIt's not francois' fault that you weren't looking hard enough.
    • CommentAuthorDoubleL
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2010
     
    I knooooow J-Fresh.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2010
     
    ;)We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeSep 9th 2010
     
    I missed posting in this thread. Fuckin A!I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    .its'weirdtypingwithoutouthittingthespacebutton.itsmuchmorefluid.yes,iadmitit,imunbelievabledrunk.ican'tbelievispelledthatright.somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeSep 12th 2010
     
    oh, mood swings.dongpincher 1000
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    really ish i was at ihop sexually harrasing shane right now. miss you boobooYO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2010 edited
     
    I stood in the smoker's area for a minute outside of a bar that had a 30 person line in front of it and just walked right by the bouncer and into the bar. It's amazinvg what you can get away with if you just act like you're doing something completely norm,al. Fuck Clery's I didn't want to be there anyway. But I did get to by Kamikaze's for a friend of Maggie's who was turning 21.

    Also, I miss my dad.
    Everything is awesome except the things I can't explain that suck.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2010
     
    I don't care if you've been on famliy guy - suck my nuts, rush Limbaugh.I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    Just went out drinking with coworkers from doomed company. Phil didn't want to do the tequila shots with the rest of us, so I declared that after the lime you had to high five Phil. VERY SATISFYING.

    I hope Tristan comes home soon cause I'm fucking ADORABLE when I'm drunk. Usually.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2010
     
    ^Awesome.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 15th 2010
     
    i'm still drunk. i think. well i'm pretty sure anyway.
    i feel horrible
    and apparently i kept my boyfriend up all night by kicking and acting like an asshole... in my sleep.

    so embarrassed
    i'm sorry.Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeOct 16th 2010
     
    tammy:i'm still drunk. i think. well i'm pretty sure anyway.
    i felt great last night
    and apparently i kept my boyfriend up all night by kicking and acting like an asshole... in my sleep.

    Not embarrassed
    i'm awesome.
    ftfy.dongpincher 1000
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    ^that version is much better.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D