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    tammy:i'm still drunk. i think. well i'm pretty sure anyway.
    i feel horrible
    and apparently i kept my boyfriend up all night by licking his asshole... in my sleep.

    Not embarrassed
    i'm awesome.
    Take-off everything but your rainboots
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    omfg YES I AM DRUNK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME AND I DANCED MY ASS OFF LITERALLYFUCKING LITERALLY AND THEY DIDNT PLSY ANDY KESHA BUT THEY PLAYED ALOT OF LADY GAGA CONOR GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE LETS MOYO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
  3.  
    GODDAMMIT.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
  4.  
    I'm headed to o'briens! Come on out, friends.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
    • CommentAuthorDoubleL
    • CommentTimeNov 26th 2010
     
    ahhhh i was almost gona goover there and then ended up drujk elsewhere. dammit. hope itwas fun.
    • CommentAuthorgrev
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2010
     
    PAGING CAIT:

    REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WOULDN'T ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING AT THE HOLIDAY PARTY?

    I LIED.not another pitcher!
  5.  
    YES.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
    • CommentAuthorhannaelise
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2010
     
    Drunk and snowed in! Danny keeps makin' out with my friends.
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      CommentAuthorBuckley!
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2010
     
    hannaelise:Danny keeps makin' out with my friends.

    Not surprised.The kid's gotta learn that the game never lets up.
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    drinking my secret santa brandy while stranded in san francisco...righteous. happy birthday to me! (in a few hours)somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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      CommentAuthortyler
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2010
     
    ^glad it's coming of use! happy bday, enjoy the weather
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2010
     
    Happy birthday, brother.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    tyler, i'm terribly sorry for not being able to drink it straight, but with milk, whipped cream, ice, and chocolate syrup it;s fuckin fantastic :] can't wait to be drunk in front of my friends mom hahha

    and thank you for the birthday wishes!somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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      CommentAuthorkatdaley
    • CommentTimeDec 29th 2010
     
    grev:PAGING CAIT:

    REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WOULDN'T ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING AT THE HOLIDAY PARTY?

    I LIED.


    SO PROUD.Behind my Game Boy™, I got game, boy.
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeDec 29th 2010
     
    Daydrunk on a weekday, cuz, fuck it.dongpincher 1000
    • CommentAuthorgc
    • CommentTimeDec 29th 2010
     
    MungoRocks:Daydrunk on a weekday, cuz, fuck it.

    doing it right.gone
    • CommentAuthorowen
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2010
     
    Thanks cambrige bikes, thanks a lot for drinking beers with me after vie worked all day barely eating anything and now i'm texting unfortunate things to some girl I have a crush on . Thanks a lot but i still oves you.
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    good luck owen!i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2010
     
    Tell her the boston bike community is rooting for you to hit it.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
    • CommentAuthorgemathy
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2011
     
    nbilleyorpod.
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2011
     
    gemathy:nbilleyorpod.

    +1dongpincher 1000
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    i accidentliesd the whole thing.. haha..i sewear AHJAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA




    I CAN'T BELIEVED I TYPED THE CODING RIGHT@somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    you're drunk. give me your keys.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    what. it turns out the best hing to tdo when you are workstressed and have to set up a huge in vivo expeirmeint is to drink a shitton of bourbon the night before.

    like a metric shitton.

    of bourbon. which is basically the best hard alcohol known to man. literally.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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    literally.

    APB: Fuck you if you don't like bourbon.You said time was infinite, so why the watch wrapped around your wrist?
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeMar 3rd 2011 edited
     
    ^^ what's the metric-to-american shitton ratio? I've only done american shittons in my time...I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    enumerically, an american shiton is about 2/3rdes of a metric shiton......physically, you're statement would apply.

    :osomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    i always thought it was more like 1 shitton = 0.9 metric shittons, it just gives you that little extra bit. either way, i'd say a fuckton is about 2 shittons.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2011
     
    I'd agree with this. Personally, I stay away from the fuckton range, since I raped my neighbor's cat. Now Mr. Skittles won't leave me alone.I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    happy snuay, bostonfixed!You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    please refer to my youtubes.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    conor!:yup.
    You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
    • CommentAuthorgemathy
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2011
     
    that video makes me love your new haircut even more.
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeMar 15th 2011
     
    ^^ BAH, Yes!I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    For conor....

    Metalclockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthorBaous
    • CommentTimeMar 17th 2011
     
    it isnt saint patrivks day unless you get caught stealimng cookies and ice cream from shaws.
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    ^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I want stories about this.Naaaah, too uncool for the #messlyfe. I just like to hang out in loading docks and pretend to talk on my radio so that people will like me. - Mfratt
    • CommentAuthorgrev
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
     
    BUMP SO ELLA CAN POST
    jk im drunk toonot another pitcher!
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    YAY WHITE RUSSIAND ARE SO YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMM
    YYYY
    YUM YUM
    did you know you can buy 1 liter of vodka. i had no idea mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmYO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
    • CommentAuthorgrev
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
     
    um yes? i usually buy in the 1.75L range. i just emptied it.
    literally annihilated over herenot another pitcher!
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    no anilhltiahoied her. just. nice.
    BRAP
    BRAP
    BRRRRAAAAPPPPYO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
    • CommentAuthorgrev
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
     
    THOSE ARENT EVEN WORDS
    WHY ARE YOU GOING BRAP BRAP BRAP YOU AINT TUPAC DWAGnot another pitcher!
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    bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrapYO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
    • CommentAuthorgrev
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
     
    cause these suckers wanna spray where I lay down
    my homie lost his family and snapped
    shot up half tha block to bring them back
    tha streetz R Deathrownot another pitcher!
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
     
    Fuck Tampa. Fuck the anti-cyclist bullshit here and everywhere else. Fuck my normally quite reasonable friends and their resolutely car-centric attitude. Fuck the helplessness that I feel to change that.

    On the other hand, Pyrat is delicious.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011
     
    Pyrat Rum? I support this.dongpincher 1000
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011
     
    Yep, the very same. Stuff's totally worth the dough. Goes down nice and smooth and makes me want to fight about cyclists' rights.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    goes down nice and smooth just like joeyTake-off everything but your rainboots
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    ^brilliant!somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2011
     
    Horsa hears a Hengst:goes down nice and smooth just like joey

    Quoted for truth.

    It's been too long since this thread has been bumped. Fuck that.

    I drank all the Crown and now I'm on coconut rum with Pepsi that's hecho in Mexico. Real sugar ftmfw.
    I'm in Tampa, enjoying being bored.
    Absolutely Fabulous is on the TV.
    I'm reading The Hound of the Baskervilles. Sherlock Homles is such a delightful prick.
    Life is beautiful.
    All of my joy couldn't possibly be summed up in an internet post.
    I just hope I communicated some of it in the various post cards and text messages I sent.
    Let's all do mushrooms together when I return.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks