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Events/Alleycats/Races: [Stinky] Open Season 2008 - November 8th. Noon.

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    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2008 edited
     
    I know there is a Chicago race this weekend, but for those of you not able or willing to make the trek out, there's something at home for you to enjoy as well.



    November 8th, 2008
    Noon, By the Pavillion at Jamaica Pond (The Arboretum is a bitch to get out of)
    This will be a hunting themed alleycat.
    Bring your bullhorns and gunracks.
    That sort of thing.
    There WILL be beer at the finish line. And a B B Q.

    email me if you want to help out/work a checkpoint/give unsolicited advice/etc/etc/etc

    -benout of true.
    • CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2008
     
    and then you should all come with me to see Slapshot afterwards. ♥.Baron Fagrot: who teh fuck doesn't like a video of a walrus sucking its own cok? something's wrong with you.
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2008 edited
     
    this is happening. prizes and a final route are being sorted out.
    also. does anyone have experience deep frying a turkey?

    p.s.
    out of true.
    • CommentAuthorBrian
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2008
     
    mindchalk:this is happening. prizes and a final route are being sorted out.
    also. does anyone have experience deep frying a turkey?

    >


    I do.aka: ph0to
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2008
     
    oh ho ho.
    we should talk.
    i'm putting sassy in charge of the DFL prize.
    don't be last.out of true.
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      CommentAuthorMorgie
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2008 edited
     
    mindchalk: does anyone have experience deep frying a turkey?


    yes, multiple times... actually it's the only way i know to cook a turkey

    p.s. I've got all the equipment other than the gas (fry, pot, gloves, turkey holder etc)if your bike gets locked, you probably deserve it. I've met morgie once or twice, but I don't think of him as a liar. Go guzzle some cum (not to belittle those who choose to swallow) you nut licker.
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      CommentAuthorMorgie
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2008
     
    Brian:
    mindchalk:this is happening. prizes and a final route are being sorted out.
    also. does anyone have experience deep frying a turkey?

    >


    I do.


    FRY OFF!!! fuck racing :-)if your bike gets locked, you probably deserve it. I've met morgie once or twice, but I don't think of him as a liar. Go guzzle some cum (not to belittle those who choose to swallow) you nut licker.
    • CommentAuthorBrian
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2008
     
    Morgie:
    Brian:
    mindchalk:this is happening. prizes and a final route are being sorted out.
    also. does anyone have experience deep frying a turkey?

    >


    I do.


    FRY OFF!!! fuck racing :-)



    It's ON!aka: ph0to
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      CommentAuthorMorgie
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2008
     
    seriously I'm down, two fried turkeys is always better than just one! But I can tell ya the price of buying all the spices and the turkey really add up.. Also it's a time consuming process, not something that can be done quickly at the finish line. (my method takes about 3-4 hours, only about an hour of which is "frying" time)


    I'll make one if we can get a bit fundz from the organizers or the people who's wantz eats.if your bike gets locked, you probably deserve it. I've met morgie once or twice, but I don't think of him as a liar. Go guzzle some cum (not to belittle those who choose to swallow) you nut licker.
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    if this turns in to some festival of redneck ways to kill and cook meat, COUNT ME IN!
    can anyone make a good jerk or cajun chicken?
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      CommentAuthorMorgie
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2008 edited
     
    I've tried my hand at jerky but i've never been totally satisfied with the results...

    opps you are talking about "jerk chicken" not chicken jerky.. sorry no experience makin that..if your bike gets locked, you probably deserve it. I've met morgie once or twice, but I don't think of him as a liar. Go guzzle some cum (not to belittle those who choose to swallow) you nut licker.
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      CommentAuthorratattack
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2008
     
    i made beef jerky for a fourth grade project once. it kicked ass.

    now my cat just steals and eats all my tofurkey jerky...it's not really an adequate substitute anyway.
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      CommentAuthorOhHeather
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2008
     
    lauren, get primal strips! best ever.
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      CommentAuthorTomai
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2008
     
    mmm, ill bring out my woodland camo and a tin of copenhagen.
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2008
     
    morgie, if you want to organize the frying portion of this whole deal, i was planning on a 5 dollar entry fee, so that could go towards the turkey (as well as the beer)
    you seem to have more experience (aka, any experience) doing this.out of true.
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      CommentAuthorFrothyTop
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2008
     
    Photobucket
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      CommentAuthortainted
    • CommentTimeOct 10th 2008
     
    kilgore_trout:if this turns in to some festival of redneck ways to kill and cook meat, COUNT ME IN!

    i second that.
    Chris Evil & the Taints
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeOct 10th 2008
     
    hoooooh boy!
    just wait. jussssst wait.out of true.
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2008
     
    Alright.
    I'm going to need checkpoint volunteers.
    You'll be compensated with beer.

    I've got 2 or 3 volunteers already, but need maybe 5 more.

    also. a portion of this race will be a time trial sprint down boylston st, from landmark center to charles st. you will be handed a card at that checkpoint with your time on it. someone at the next checkpoint will write your finishing time. there will be a prize for the winner of this "race" as well.

    so yeah. volunteers. let's get em.out of true.
    • CommentAuthorconor!
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2008
     
    is there a difference between "noon" and "high noon?" because if there isn't, i would like the race to begin at high noon.up the punx.
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2008
     
    the race will begin at high noon then.out of true.
    • CommentAuthordeeznutz
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2008
     
    if you motherfuckers come within an inch of scaring somebody pushing a stroller in the arboretum i will wrap your fukcing shithead bicycles around your necks. no place for a midday race
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      CommentAuthor49Teeth
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2008
     
    ^chillllll...
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2008
     
    ^^did you read the thread? or just the first post? we changed the start to jamaica pond mom.out of true.
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    woah deeznuts take a chill pill duude
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      CommentAuthorTomai
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2008
     
    if you still need cp workers give me an email, johntomai@hotmail.com
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    I'm down

    mindchalk:Alright.
    I'm going to need checkpoint volunteers.
    You'll be compensated with beer.

    I've got 2 or 3 volunteers already, but need maybe 5 more.

    also. a portion of this race will be a time trial sprint down boylston st, from landmark center to charles st. you will be handed a card at that checkpoint with your time on it. someone at the next checkpoint will write your finishing time. there will be a prize for the winner of this "race" as well.

    so yeah. volunteers. let's get em.
    Don't Vote, Revolt!
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    oh yeah, when? where? and other details...Don't Vote, Revolt!
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      CommentAuthorratattack
    • CommentTimeNov 2nd 2008
     
    mindchalk:November 8th, 2008
    Noon, By the Pavillion at Jamaica Pond
    This will be a hunting themed alleycat.
    Bring your bullhorns and gunracks.
    That sort of thing.
    There WILL be beer at the finish line. And a B B Q.

    first post.
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      CommentAuthorpapi
    • CommentTimeNov 3rd 2008
     
    is the course all set up? if not you should do a polo checkpoint and I'll work it.I'm going to eat your brain and gain your knowledge
    • CommentAuthorjaker
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2008
     
    Where is the Pavillion?
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2008
     
    at the intersection of Pond St. and the Jamaicaway. in Jamaica Plain.

    out of true.
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    I'm a JP resident who likes alleycat racing AND slow walks around the pond. I sincerely hope people don't go scaring pond walkers by riding the path around at the start of this race...would be poor form, for sure.
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2008
     
    nope.
    bikes will be placed across the street.out of true.
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    Ben i'll volunteer the race, good way to meet all you kidsDrive By Shoutings are the best
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2008
     
    word, i think i've got the volunteers i need now. awesome.
    if you volunteered or want to, just show up at 11:30 or 11:45, you get free beer.
    just sayin.out of true.
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    Right on Ben.. I'm glad to help. You still need to get that laminator from me too. The lamination film i currently have is business card size, so you will need to get lamination film more to the size you need.\(*_*)/
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2008
     
    word, i'll hook up with you tomorrow or friday. what is the paper called? i'll need 8.5x11 right?out of true.
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    I'll give you a call tomorrow about it. I'm still sick and need to rest now.
    Peace.\(*_*)/
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    Morgie:
    Brian:
    mindchalk:this is happening. prizes and a final route are being sorted out.
    also. does anyone have experience deep frying a turkey?

    >


    I do.


    FRY OFF!!! fuck racing :-)


    i heard the oil pot pretty much always explodes when you go to dunk a turkey. that's...awesome. if i saw this earlier i would SO get stock and blacksmith a spit..or is it some sorta pully system ch'yall need?If that bitch can't swim, then she bound to drizzound.
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeNov 6th 2008
     
    http://www.weather.com/weather/wxdetail/02130?dayNum=2

    30% chance of rain saturday.
    this is rain or shine guys.out of true.
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      CommentAuthorlingyyy
    • CommentTimeNov 7th 2008
     
    So does registration start at noon or does the race start at noon?
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeNov 7th 2008 edited
     
    regestration will start a bit before noon, more like 11:45 or so, the race will start once registration is over, which could be noon, or could be 12:15 or so, who knows. this is flexible. i'm 4 hours deep into spoke card making (approx 150 total cards...you'll see...) so yeah...see you all tomorrow.out of true.
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      CommentAuthorMorgie
    • CommentTimeNov 7th 2008
     
    mindchalk:regestration will start a bit before noon, more like 12:45 or so, the race will start once registration is over, which could be noon, or could be 12:15 or so, who knows. this is flexible.
    = nonsenseif your bike gets locked, you probably deserve it. I've met morgie once or twice, but I don't think of him as a liar. Go guzzle some cum (not to belittle those who choose to swallow) you nut licker.
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeNov 8th 2008 edited
     
    fuck you. i meant 11:45. :)
    lamination fumes. or something.out of true.
    • CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeNov 8th 2008
     
    can people just come hang out at the afterBBQ if we're around there?
    i'm working til 1 and my plans fell through for the day.Baron Fagrot: who teh fuck doesn't like a video of a walrus sucking its own cok? something's wrong with you.
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      CommentAuthorBRlAN Q G
    • CommentTimeNov 8th 2008
     
    Does anyone have a more accurate location for the Pavillion? I'm sure I can find it, but which side of the pond is it on?
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      CommentAuthorBRlAN Q G
    • CommentTimeNov 8th 2008
     
    mindchalk:at the intersection of Pond St. and the Jamaicaway. in Jamaica Plain.



    ^^ NVM!
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeNov 8th 2008 edited
     
    The race is over, the winners won, the losers lost, and there was shit to be had. you needed at least 5 items from the list below to finish:

    THE LIST OF THINGS TO GIT:

    AN ARTICLE OF CAMO CLOTHING
    A HUNTING MAGAZINE
    YOUR OWN HUNTING MAGAZINE
    A GUN MAGAZINE
    YOUR OWN GUN MAGAZINE
    ROADKILL(BAG THAT SHIT UP THOUGH)
    A CONFEDERATE FLAG
    AN ARTICLE OF PLAID CLOTHING
    SHOTGUN AMMUNITION
    A DUCK OR GOOSE FEATHER
    A HARMONICA
    SKOAL
    A STOLEN FORD WINDOW STICKER
    AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF WILD TURKEY 101
    A FULL BOTTLE OF WILD TURKEY 101
    A HATCHET
    A BIBLE
    A RELIGIOUS TRACT OF ANY KIND
    A CRUSHED BUDWEISER CAN
    A WAL-MART BAG
    A BJ'S OR COSTCO CARD
    A COUNTRY MUSIC TAPE
    A CRAFTSMAN TOOL
    A BUSINESS CARD FROM ANYWHERE SOUTH OF THE MASON-DIXON.
    10 BEER BOTTLE CAPS
    A LOSING SCRATCH TICKET
    A POKER CHIP
    ANY FAST FOOD WRAPPER
    A BURGER KING CROWN
    AN EMPTY BOX OF MARLBORO REDS
    A FISHING LURE OR LIVE WORM

    So yeah, 12 people showed up to race, and this is how they finished and how much shit they found:

    1) Rob Arnold, 1 hour 5 minutes, 6 items
    2) Karl, 1 hour 13 minutes, 5 items
    3) Kasper, 1 hour 13 minutes, 5 items
    4) Kurt, 1 hour 17 minutes, 10 items
    5) Lang, 1 hour 21 minutes, 5 items
    6) Ian, 1 hour 23 minutes, 6 items
    7) MatthewX, 1 hour 23 minutes, 5 items
    8) Brian, 1 hour 33 minutes, 5 items
    9/10) Brad/Matt, 2 hours 9 minutes, some items (victims of the zoo cp)

    Big thanks to Revolution BIcycle Repair for hosting the event and giving us some socks to keep our feet warm, and another Big thanks to Palmer for his prize donations (seriously kick ass). Rob got himself an old Raleigh frameset with some neat curved tubing, Kurt snagged a huge wald basket so he can carry more dead cats in bags at one time, and Ian won a set of Ourys for his victory in the first annual "assholephalt trackstandoff" in the lot behind Revolution. Also, thanks to my crew of cp volunteers, some of which i never even got to see...thanks pete, tomai, alexi, cara, ling, matt, eric, kendall, javi, and cole/his crew for riding those cards out to the commons.

    oh, and nobody got arrested, pictures to follow...out of true.
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeNov 8th 2008 edited
     
    kendall was at the first checkpoint and snapped these photos, i think a few other people had cameras. post them if you got em...







    out of true.

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