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    I just ate like 3/4 of bag. I am about to gak orange and yellow. Ugh. Fuck that damn CVS discount bin.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2008
     
    Dude, just wait till november 1st. IT'll get better.dongpincher 1000
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    What do you think I am in "training" for? 3/4 of a bag will be a mere snack by 11/1!All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    i know the feeling.

    i think i'm going to start riding around with a bag of candy corn, eating it and offering some to people in a non-child molester way; so danny, if you see me later this week, you can score some candy corn
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2008
     
    Sweet!dongpincher 1000
    • CommentAuthorlos!
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2008 edited
     
    kilgore embrace that molester stache and terrorize unsuspecting children everywhere. dirty candy corn and apples with razorblades for the kiddies!ride fast drink hard
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    ^ I can see it now. "Hey kid! Your mom is sick! Quick! Get in the back of my Cinelli!"All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
    • CommentAuthorlos!
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2008
     
    feel my cork. its so broken in. awwwwww yeaaaaaride fast drink hard
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2008
     
    never been a fan of confectionary candy as it gives me a killer headache
    I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR YOU, CHRIS! NANNY NANNY!Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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    ^
    :o And I so thought you were a nice person just like Oprah. *cry* Your just one those CVS-sympathizers the liberal media are always talking about! Sorceress!All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthor0x000000
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2008
     
    I LOVE CANDY CORNwhat does he commute to clowntown on that thing
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    i may have crossed the line here, but as of tomorrow my ugly mustache and i will be giving out candy corn to those who find me when i'm stopped downtown
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      CommentAuthoriPhone Punk
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2008 edited
     
    Hey, Gary, can I have the whole bag now? I don't want to look for you, who are you supposed to be for Halloween, Waldo?

    Anywho...

    Who wants to throw eggs at vegan houses this Halloween?Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay!
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2008
     
    ^^ This is both true and awesome. Thanks gary!dongpincher 1000
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    i'm a man of my word. and danny benefited
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    holy vomit. they were on sale again. I have no will power.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    if you spend more time stickin' them to your canine teeth and walkin' around like a sugar vampire, you spend less time eating them.


    WIN/WIN SITUATION CHRIS.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    man, i could really go for some candy corn right now...I summoned it with my moustache...
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    goodammit, "a handful" quickly turned into half a bag... uuuuuuuugggghhhhI summoned it with my moustache...
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    stompclapstomp:goodammit, "a handful" quickly turned into half a bag... uuuuuuuugggghhhh


    doesn't it always?
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      CommentAuthorstilgar
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2008
     
    I feel you on the CVS candy dealers. got ahold of a huge box of gobstoppers and god damn if I didn't eat the whole damn thing, 13 servings....I was in such a fucking diabetus coma after that....thous people at CVS have no idea what their bargain price candy is doing to us!this wont hurt a bit...
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    Mayor Bonesington:if you spend more time stickin' them to your canine teeth and walkin' around like a sugar vampire, you spend less time eating them.


    WIN/WIN SITUATION CHRIS.


    this is actually from last year
    DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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    Posenger Pigeon:just wait till november 1st.


    Oh, god. It's finally here. How am I still alive right now? I need a stomach pump. I love/hate the first week of November.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    SERIOUSLY? WHERE? CVS ALREADY SWITCHED TO FUCKING CHRISTMAS, FUCK!I summoned it with my moustache...
    • CommentAuthorbluedog
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2008
     
    i feel disgusting. Someone left a bag of candy on the break room table at work today, and I was dry walling with a box of screws on one side of me and a screw box filled with candy on the the other side. I still have jolly rancher stuck to my teeth.that's when I reach for my revovler...
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      CommentAuthorLHtrustme
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2008
     
    Candy corn and peanutbutter sandwiches for weeks! I love Afterween!no one gets a shovel at this shit party!
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    Well, time to bring this thread back to life. It's "stomach ache" season again. YAY!All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    Oh no.....clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    OH YEAAAHHDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthor0x000000
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2009
     
    I LOVE CANDY CORN

    FUCK YOUUUUUUUUwhat does he commute to clowntown on that thing
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2009
     
    this rules

    omg candy.

    i bought a bag of "dark chocolate mint UFOs" from trader joes. i eat like 20 of them every day and the bag just won't die. so good.

    and i was mad that the doctor told me i gained weight yesterday hahaMust be awful, being so fluffy.
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    peppermint patties in the shape of bats.
    <3 <3 <3


    also, all the candy corn you don't eat i'm gonna stuff in to my mouth as thoughtlessly as possible.

    you can have what's left of my teeth.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
    • CommentAuthorgemathy
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2009
     
    candy corn is so pukey, guys. it should be eliminated...with black jelly beans, spearmint gum drops, and those caramel creams. yuck.
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    yeah! more for me!flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    I <3 reese's peanut butter cups. Especially the new "Big Cups".

    These are like crack to me.

    I don't think I can stop.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    i will take ALL your caramel creams. ALL of them.

    also

    Mayor Bonesington:peppermint patties in the shape of bats.
    <3 <3 <3
    ...

    best thing ever.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthor0x000000
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2009
     
    also, licorice.

    fuck the haters.what does he commute to clowntown on that thing
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    I nearly bought a huge bag of candy corn last night at the grocery store. This thread is going to do me in!Word nerd
    • CommentAuthortristan
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2009
     
    Everyone knows that the candy pumpkins are where its really at.ascott430 - "Was going to build it up into a fixed gear until I realized I'd rather spend money and time on mountain bikes."
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2009
     
    gemathy:candy corn is so pukey, guys. it should be eliminated...with black jelly beans, spearmint gum drops, and those caramel creams. yuck.


    whatttttttttttt
    spearamint gum drops are the best ones!
    dude, those huge spearamint leaf things....YUMMERS!

    but black jelly beans gross, i'll give you that one :)Must be awful, being so fluffy.
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    i will take all of everyone's black jelly beans too. dammit i'ma have to hit CVS on the way home now and gain 10 pounds tonight.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2009
     
    deal.

    you know what are gnarly? chocolate skittles. i was so stoked that they're vegan and bought a bag....dude, theyre GROSS. maybe they were just sitting in the n. harvard st 7-11 for 10 years, they were hard as rocks hahaMust be awful, being so fluffy.
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    they wouldn't be so bad if they weren't rock solid. ...they still aren't great.

    dora, i will bring you a bag of candy corn the next time i'm in boston.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    Candy corn aren't vegan, though. Most are made with honey. They may not even be vegetarian, actually. I think some brands use gelatin. Brach's uses gelatin, for sure:

    BRACH’S CLASSIC CANDY CORN, Item #1622

    INGREDIENTS: Sugar, Corn Syrup, Salt, Honey, Soy Protein, Gelatin, Confectioner's Glaze, Dextrose, Artificial Flavor, Titanium Dioxide Color, Artificial Colors (Yellow 6, Yellow 5, Red 3, Blue 1)
    Word nerd
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    steven seagull:also, licorice.

    fuck the haters.


    yeah, that shit is like, at the bottom of the food pyramid . . . in clown town!its like watching a monkey swallow a hand grenade.
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeSep 21st 2009
     
    http://theurbanhousewife.blogspot.com/2007/09/homemade-vegan-candy-corn-happy.html

    you can make your own shit - i did it a few years ago and it was RAD.

    but some store bought brands are still ok, depending on how hardcore vegan you are. some have gelatin. some have gelatin and eggwhites. and others have just beeswax. and i'm a bad vegan i guess, i'll eat the one that only has beeswax.Must be awful, being so fluffy.
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    EPIC! Stratton:I <3 reese's peanut butter cups. Especially the new "Big Cups".

    These are like crack to me.

    I don't think I can stop.

    Oh, god, yes. I have been on a Big Cup bender ever since those things came out. Add a cup of coffee with them and we are good to go.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    FINALLY YESSSSS


    i already feel like i might pukeDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorGilbert
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2009
     
    dora:http://theurbanhousewife.blogspot.com/2007/09/homemade-vegan-candy-corn-happy.html

    you can make your own shit - i did it a few years ago and it was RAD.

    but some store bought brands are still ok, depending on how hardcore vegan you are. some have gelatin. some have gelatin and eggwhites. and others have just beeswax. and i'm a bad vegan i guess, i'll eat the one that only has beeswax.


    The jelly-belly brand are vegan (but if I recall, DO have beeswax.) There's a candy store near kendall that may carry it. If so, i'll drop a line in this thread."You're dancing TOO SMALL; dominant males dance like THIS!" -(drunk) Nate, to me on the art of seduction and the role of dancing therein (while on a dancefloor)
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2009
     
    o0o0o :) please let me know!!
    you a vegan too, dude?Must be awful, being so fluffy.