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Events/Alleycats/Races: Toothrot 3D: Slash Ave, Oct 31 6:30pm registration

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    Are you man or monster, woman or wendigo? Or are you just fucking fast? Tap your inner demons this Halloween night. Cash to play, and cash for pay. Prizes for first overall, first lady, and first fat kid. Costumes get head start. I will not be announcing the course ahead of time, so don't ask. Registration and start is at WM Eustis Playground, at Mass and Shirley. $5. Spread the word, yo, and come race!Word nerd
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      CommentAuthorMatthew X
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2008
     
    FUCK YESI wish everyone else were dead.
    • CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2008
     
    SO PUMPED you worked this out, Rob!
    even though i don't race i really enjoy helping out. so count me in for a CP!Baron Fagrot: who teh fuck doesn't like a video of a walrus sucking its own cok? something's wrong with you.
    • CommentAuthorgeekhouse
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2008
     
    Hell ya man! I'm so glad your doing this again!
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      CommentAuthorratattack
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2008
     
    rage!
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2008
     
    hoho.out of true.
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      CommentAuthorOhHeather
    • CommentTimeOct 18th 2008
     
    do you need checkpoint workers??
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    Thanks for the checkpoint volunteers. I will contact you all with details soon.

    For those of you not sure about doing the ride, just do it! It'll be loads of fun.Word nerd
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    checkpoint help?With relish!
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    i'm up for working a checkpoint.
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    Is this going to be a silly race or a SERIOUS BUSINESS race (ie more like Tooth Rot 1 or tooth rot 2), because that will determine my bicycle/footwear choice.

    If I'm eating/chugging/etc, I'll be sticking with the Van Dessel + Clips and Straps.But the fact of the matter is: Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
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      CommentAuthorratattack
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2008
     
    is this race actually supposed to be for fun, or are we are supposed to take this way too seriously and have zero fun?

    b/c, you know, if i had known last year that there would have been some serious match sprinting i would have not had a basket on my bike or eaten that uncooked veggie dog just before the sprint. and i would have made sure to have wayyy less fun.

    so i just want to be prepared this year.
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      CommentAuthorMatthew X
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2008
     
    Masochism is fun. Let's ride so fast that we die as soon as we dismount. It'll be like the film "Speed" except with bicycles.


    in other news, will there be much rejoicing and alcohol consumption post-race?I wish everyone else were dead.
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    Waaah, you had to eat some tofu and then do two laps in the dirt against a girl who was about 8 times slower than you. That's pretty far cry from #1's hot sauce and vodka/maranara sauce/ghetto maple syrup/cookie dough/PUSH UPS PATROL.

    I just wanna know if it's worth breaking out the shiny shit or not.But the fact of the matter is: Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
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      CommentAuthorratattack
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2008
     
    yes, because i was being serious. those match sprints were so serious.

    and tasha is NOT 8 times slower than me. in addition to being an awesome person. kindly don't insult her. she always give me stiff competition at the track/boldsprints/etc.

    and it's. an. alleycat. but shine all you want, mister.
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    Wait, which Toothrot was serious and which was fun?

    Like any race, this will be as fun or as serious as you make it. I'd love to see a huge group of people riding like it's a fast critical mass, with costumes and tall bikes, or whatever. It's fucking Halloween. Rock!Word nerd
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    Oh man i am down for a ghoulish peloton of sorts.

    Especially since not knowing where a lot of the cp's were was the main reason i sucked so bad at 80oz.Beaver: jesus that is the gayest hipster shit i have ever heard
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    I'm game, now to think of an aerodynamic costume.
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    Rob Gigantic:. . .It's fucking Halloween. Rock!

    +10^googol[all your base are belong to us]
    • CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2008
     
    Backstagehero:I'm game, now to think of an aerodynamic costume.


    birthday suit?Baron Fagrot: who teh fuck doesn't like a video of a walrus sucking its own cok? something's wrong with you.
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    ^not with Little Donny Syndrome, it's not.Beaver: jesus that is the gayest hipster shit i have ever heard
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    i'll be looking to improve upon my second place finish from last year.
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    Hey, anybody want to help me spread some fliers around?

    Also, rumor has it there'll be a 3D spoke card. Get psyched!Word nerd
    • CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 24th 2008
     
    ^yes, i want to!Baron Fagrot: who teh fuck doesn't like a video of a walrus sucking its own cok? something's wrong with you.
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    i have a SHIT-TON of x-men hologram cards somewhere.
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    team X is going apocalypstic (sp?) for this event. bring body condoms/ immunization cards, don't eat the razor blade-studded candy, and for chissake, watch out for the mustachioed man with the x-man card bikini bottom. (pic unrelated)

    FTW+team X FTW! i will host pasta dinner the night before- get yer carbs on*!

    * this may include, or be solely comprised of, booze, which you will bring to my house and share with me.strong, light, cheap: pick two
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    Birthday Suit + Full Body Shave? Maybe I'll be a Condom, or a Roadie. Super Aerodynamic.
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2008
     
    Motherfuck,
    my football pads haven't arrived yet.
    Costume fail.To punish the oppressors of humanity is clemency; to forgive them is cruelty.
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      CommentAuthorratattack
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2008
     
    ^danny, i have DH body armor! i feel it works out to be about the same thing if it's going under a shirt/jersey, if you'd like to borrow it.

    like so:


    the spine plate is entirely removable. the whole plate just unzips, if you just want shoulder/arm/chest pads.
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    ok, i have the best costume ever. french maid, Tina Fuckface!its like watching a monkey swallow a hand grenade.
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      CommentAuthorMr. Shelby
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2008
     
    how come i wasn't involved in pitcher races during the planning of this race? rob, you are failing me.What, what?
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    geekhouse:Hell ya man! I'm so glad your doing this again!

    to bad i wont be there to smoke your ass again!ride bikes for money not for fun(unless your drunk)
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    pete! gigantic:how come i wasn't involved in pitcher races during the planning of this race? rob, you are failing me.


    Hmmmmm...what are you doing tonight, James Peter?Word nerd
    • CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2008
     
    i put a flyer up in Winthrop Sq a couple hours ago
    i hope it doesn't get torn down.
    i'd like to see a few of those messengers in costumes (lolololol)Baron Fagrot: who teh fuck doesn't like a video of a walrus sucking its own cok? something's wrong with you.
    • CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2008
     
    post script: is there anything happening after the race?
    The Otherside has something going on, right?
    anyone have any info?Baron Fagrot: who teh fuck doesn't like a video of a walrus sucking its own cok? something's wrong with you.
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    I can't find the actual flyer for The Otherside's party.

    but it's 21+ and the 'party' starts at 9pm and the cafe is open as per usual before that.
    $5 admission but it gets you one free pbr tallboy
    there's a dj and I think we're clearing the downstairs so people can dance.
    and there's gunna be a costume contest and shitz like that.

    that's all i got for the otherside for now<3 Katty Class
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    shit. i may not be able to work a checkpoint because so much depends upon a red wheel / barrow when i'm leaving for verge/northampton
    • CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2008 edited
     
    IT'S OFFICIAL: WE HAVE AN AFTERPARTY

    The Otherside Cafe has extended it's welcoming hand towards us once again for this year's Halloween!

    starting at 9PM a DJ will pump up the jams and for only a $5 entry fee you'll receive 1 drink coupon for a PBR Tallboy

    OH BUT WAIT A SEC,... TOS ♥ BIKE FOLKS SO GUESS WHAT?!?

    YES YES THEY'RE GIVING YOU AN EVEN BETTER DEAL:

    flash your "Toothrot 3D: Slash Ave" spokecard(included in the $5 entry fee to race OR those who aren't racing can purchase for only $1) at the doorperson and not only can you shake your bonbon and drink a complimentary Tallboy, but you get an ADDITIONAL DRINK TICKET FOR ANOTHERRR PBR TALLBOY!!
    how's that sound?! that's like- 3 normal sized beer cans for only $5! WOW!
    sounds pretty fantastic to me!!!

    come one come all.
    GET INTO IT!

    [ 21+ only. sorry youngins :( ]Baron Fagrot: who teh fuck doesn't like a video of a walrus sucking its own cok? something's wrong with you.
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      CommentAuthorRob Gigantic
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2008 edited
     
    Thanks to Tammy and The Otherside! In sum, one free beer (Tallboy! PBR!) at the TOS Halloween Party with your Toothrot spokecard. Get them at the race for $5 (racers!) or $1 (nonracers!). Youngins can hang on the sidewalk and taunt the fogies inside.Word nerd
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      CommentAuthormur
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2008
     
    Rob Gigantic:Youngins can hang on the sidewalk and taunt the fogies inside.

    with what? their virility and lofty idealism?~(..,)~ (oYo) make whoopee not war (oYo) ~(..,)~
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    ^Essentially.Word nerd
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    ^^ and lack of beerPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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    Posenger Pigeon:Motherfuck,
    my football pads haven't arrived yet.
    Costume fail.


    I've got some football equip if you need to borrow..."Up, up my people, let smoke and flame be our sign!" -The White Rose Society
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    ok. looks like i can definitely work a checkpoint.
    rob, i'm disappointed you didn't comment about my previous comment.
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      CommentAuthorratattack
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2008
     
    ^yeah, i was offering danny my DH armor but i'm pretty sure with the bed-riddenness and major ankle surgery he won't be out trick-or-treating.
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    ^ ouch. I must have missed the memo on that one. Fast recovery!"Up, up my people, let smoke and flame be our sign!" -The White Rose Society
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    thunderdome returns this friday.

    i might be checking that out as well.
    • CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2008 edited
     
    deleteradio:thunderdome returns this friday.

    i might be checking that out as well.
    oh crap! i was wondering whether or not this was gonna get going again, how exciting! is there a website to check the dates at?Baron Fagrot: who teh fuck doesn't like a video of a walrus sucking its own cok? something's wrong with you.
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    ^Sounds like the Toothrot Party Peloton will be hittin' all the Halloween hot spots!Word nerd
    • CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2008
     
    i'm so glad halloween's on a Friday. fuck yessssssBaron Fagrot: who teh fuck doesn't like a video of a walrus sucking its own cok? something's wrong with you.

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