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    • CommentAuthorhannaelise
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008
     
    Today I love that I finally quit my awful restaurant job. Only two more weeks in hell.
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    finally getting to break out my gloves and leg warmersthere ain't no magic in the breakdown baby
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    My plants are growing, my apartment is mostly clean, and my birthday is almost here!clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthorLHtrustme
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008
     
    All of you at Charlie's last night.
    thank you for making me laugh!no one gets a shovel at this shit party!
    • CommentAuthorblitzgreeg
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008
     
    leftovers.
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      CommentAuthorcdrebbel
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008
     
    Finding out that only 40 hrs of PTO get rolled over into 09 and that I am all but forced to take most of the rest of the year off. Aww, shucks.Fuck yeah.
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      CommentAuthorSoft T-Rex
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008 edited
     
    ^^there better be some damn leftovers for me or I might just have to add to the hate thread....Hey, aren't you a dinosaur?
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      CommentAuthorChicagoKarl
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008 edited
     
    listening to mash up full blast whilst doing molecular biology all day.
    • CommentAuthorlissaandy
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008
     
    that Pedroia won MVP. awesome.fuck art, let's ride bikes
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    lissaandy:that Pedroia won MVP. awesome.


    wait...you're a red sox fan?!! *HIGH FIVES*
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    GO SOX!clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
    • CommentAuthor.
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008
     
    being semi rad at photoshop retouching (hard to see the details when shrunk this much)
    • CommentAuthorFix66
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008
     
    m83 tonightLess fashion, more thrashin.
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    this face I made at boldsprints on sunday:

    But the fact of the matter is: Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008
     
    + the thought of Karl wearing a white lab coat and safety goggles ::WHISTLES::Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008
     

    i like this one better, TristanMattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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    Well I had to cheer on the ladies!But the fact of the matter is: Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008
     
    it's so incredibleMattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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      CommentAuthorChicagoKarl
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008 edited
     
    deadboltFTW!:+ the thought of Karl wearing a white lab coat and safety goggles ::WHISTLES::


    haha
    safety goggles!?
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    I never even had braces!But the fact of the matter is: Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
    • CommentAuthor.
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008
     
    ^^ all i can hear is the song weird science when I see that picture haha
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      CommentAuthorstilgar
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008
     
    I wish my race face was as good as Tristan's but I still love it.

    this wont hurt a bit...
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    I need to actually make it to one of these..... stupid school making me miss things....clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthorstilgar
    • CommentTimeNov 18th 2008
     
    there is one this wednesday......DO IT!!!!this wont hurt a bit...
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    ...getting the most unexpected 'refund check' from BU. what's up first few student loan payments!
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    stilgar:there is one this wednesday......DO IT!!!!


    No chance in hell of me being there this week. Huge paper due thurs. After that I might be able to start making things.... we will see.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    28 degrees with real feel of 12 (according to weather.com).
    Riding tonight I loved my under armour cold gear.
    Oh, I liked that flask of Johnny Walker, too.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorbrunop
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
     
    ^ haha!! i LIVE in under armor cold gear! i went and got my driver's license renewed the other day (shit had expired over a year ago!) and rode over to the watertown dmv office. rockin' the said under armor. when the lady took the pic it came out with the ua collar logo and a dent in my forehead from my helmet and raccoon eyes from wearin' a cap and sunglasses all the time! that's my new license pic! hahaha!!!!
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    ^scan and post
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      CommentAuthorbrunop
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
     
    ^beyond my skill-level!
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    Chicago Karl:^scan and post

    YES!All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorcdrebbel
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
     
    Finding out that I'm causing chaos at Fineberg Companies because I send $5 too much every month. It was just because when figuring out the split (not 50-50), my roommate and I decided to round up to the nearest hundred, which was only $5 away. Then, we never took that back out. The woman demanded that I not pay as much next month.Fuck yeah.
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    my new disc came today!



    It's so freakin' light! (granted without a tire, cog, or lockring on it yet...)But the fact of the matter is: Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
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    spray paint it neon colors and give it to me!!!
    • CommentAuthor.
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
     
    getting an A- on my presentation (after seeing most people get C's to B's)
    and getting my film back form the photo lab.
    • CommentAuthorlissaandy
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
     
    interviews that seem to go really well, and getting free drinks after!fuck art, let's ride bikes
    • CommentAuthormauspad
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
     
    finding out my best friend's uncle = chris king.
    • CommentAuthor.
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
     
    ooooo i wanna do the same^

    finding out my friends friend is morrissey's assistant
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      CommentAuthorChicagoKarl
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2008 edited
     
    passing the "Comments Added" > "Visit Count" ratio
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    @tristan: there's a 99% chance you should replace the tubular. also, weigh it when it's all set up plz
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    I think it's more of a 100% chance.

    I'll make sure to weigh it though. I'm thinking a race tufo.

    It's really light weight though with no tire...But the fact of the matter is: Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
     
    Throw a tufo cross tubie on it!dongpincher 1000
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    this, via John Prolly's flickr

    newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mis/925630332.html

    To The Hipster Who Slammed His Bicycle Into My Car - 28 (Hipsterville)
    Reply to: pers-925630332@craigslist.org [?]
    Date: 2008-11-19, 12:57PM EST


    Yesterday, about 11;30 am in Bushwick, about two blocks from the Halsey street stop on the L.

    So here I am minding my own business, driving back home to the Island from an appointment.

    And here you come, on you “vintage” bike, with a pretty little scarf around your neck and tight adorable little girl pants, white ipod earphones firmly implanted in your ears. You are not looking around too much I assume, as you ignore the fact that YOU have a red light and proceed to do a full frontal collision with my vehicle.

    Shit. I pull over and get out like a good Samaritan I am. Yeah it’s about lunch time and I jus drove for an hour and a half each way just to have an hour meeting and haven’t eaten since 8 am. But I’m nice like that, I get out and ask you if you are ok and if I need to start calling an ambulance.

    Here’s where shit gets f-ed up. Instead of grabbing the hand I offered to help you up, you jump up and punch in the forehead. What the hell? And it just gets worse from here. You must have mistaken my utter frozen expression of amazement as weakness and proceeded to follow it up with something even dumber. You hit me AGAIN, in the shoulder this time and bust out with this line of “You fucking white trash piece of shit you hit my bike I’m going to kick the crap out of you, you fucking redneck”.

    Now, I’m not a violent man, I’m too old for that, I’m nearing 30. I operate my own company, which is WHY I was out in the middle of the day going through your shitty neighborhood. And kid, I used to LIVE there, which is why I took the detour to come check out what has happened to my old stomping grounds. Needless to say, you idiot Midwesterner emasculated metrosexual jerkoffs moved in and opened up a coffee shop and what used to be a goddamn CHOP SHOP. What idiot would spend time in an old car shop in the ghetto, don’t you mongoloids know anything about toxic fumes? So I was already a in a bad mood, and you just caught me at a perfect time.

    So I started hitting you. A lot. And possibly kicking you, I don’t know, it got a little blurry for a bit there. And at one time I might have picked you up and tossed you against those old NYPD/NYFD call stations.

    Then you started crying like a little fag hipster bitch that you are. I’m not blaming you for that, it looked like it really hurt, man. But what gives you even the slightest IDEA that a guy who has 80+ lbs on you and at least 8+ years, has long hair down to his ass, wearing a flight jacket and combat boots is going to let you hit him? You are 110 lbs MAX and 6 foot tall. I’m 5’10 and a good 180 lbs and I eat my meat and protein before hitting the gym, so I’m obviously even visually MUCH bigger then you. Is it your height, which would explain why you would punch me in the forehead (which incidentally doesn’t hurt, in case you ever grow the balls to get in a fight with a man again)? Or was in the fact that I was wearing glasses, which I looked for after they fell off in my rage of boots bouncing off your head? Next time you pick a fight, make sure it’s with one of your own kind, the self-loathing socially-awkward losers who pretend they have actually read Nietzsche and Dostoevsky and understood them (I hear they don’t actually TEACH anything other then finger-painting at art school though).

    And then you, while spitting out bloody mucus (I didn’t hit you all that hard, bitch, I’ve been fucked up worse in moshpits by friends back in the day) you call to the crack dealers who were watching your beatdown to call the cops.

    See there’s stupid here on two different levels. First of all, you calling for negros slinging rock on the corner to call the cops? You slow or something? Secondly, while before I was turning away and walking back to my car to go get a Cuban sammich from the place I remember not to far from years ago, now I whipped around twice as pisses and did something I *almost* feel bad about. I snatched the cell phone from your hand and smashed it on the sidewalk with my boot. I probably should have sold your little iphone toy and paid off my electric bill, but fuck it, I’ll work an extra hour or two to make up for it, the pleasure of knowing you cant call anyone to complain is just too much fun.

    And you asking the chulo walking by to help you? Not too smart either, his poor broke border-hopping ass just got here last year and then your kind move in and his rent goes up. He ain’t going to help you, idiot, he wants you OUT of his hood. But yeah, he probably does speak English, but you screaming that a Nazi is beating on you isn’t going to sway him. Nor the black brothas who are still laughing at you and watching their mid-day entertainment of cracka-on-cracka violence.

    So here’s the moral of this story, you ironic-shirt wearing, rent-raising, liberal hippy Midwestern piece of shit wanna-be artist. People like me, who grew up in NYC, are and will always be able to whoop your ass. Sure, I wasn’t BORN in this city, I came here as a child from a shitty cold war-era soviet country and grew up in the Bronx, with meanest machete-wielding blackity-black crack-heads on one side and angriest drunkest Irish skinheads on the other of me. Don’t hit a guy who offers you a hand of help, I’m going to do a fucking jig on your skull, boy.

    And learn this lesson, kid, I am superior to you not just by the virtue of my rugged good looks, oozing machismo and not living off mommy and daddy like you do, but by the fact that I AM OPERATING A COMBUSTIBLE ENGINE VEHICLE MADE OF TONS OF STEEL. Car wins over a bike, you were THIS close from me killing you, doofus.

    And as a side note, what sort of idiot wears an election t-shirt after the election? Yes I know you love your precious Obama, but the dude won, no need to display your zombie-like allegiance to a candidate WEEKS after it’s over.

    And if you plan on filing a police report, I already called it into my insurance company and have the claim #, you owe me $700+ in bumper replacement.

    But I feel bad taking all my frustrations of the day out on you, since you need a new phone, new bike, whatever was in your messenger bag that I heard crunch when I jumped on it and have at least two broken teeth that I saw you spit out. So here’s the deal: I have a garage full of older bikes in pretty good shape (I pick them out of the trash and donate them to abandoned children charities, stuff you don’t care about). I’m willing to part with one of them so you can get to your art gallery “gig” and make a few bucks for roofies so you can rape that fat short-haired lumpy-looking vegan hipster girl at the rooftop party you’ll be attending every night this week in Williamsburg.

    I’ll be at the Agnostic Front show this Sunday at the Crazy Donkey in Farmingdale (That’s on Long Island, shit exists outside of Brooklyn and LES, go look into it). I’ll throw a bike into the back of my car for ya.

    Send me a pic and I’ll send you mine so we know to look for each other. Just come and say hello at the show and we’ll work it out, bro.

    - Your New Friend

    P.S. I accidentally picked up an ipod too that day, which is strange because I never owned one. Bunch of crappy emo music on it, so erased it all and uploaded some Judas Priest, Venom and Slayer onto it. If you ask nicely you can have it back.
    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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    hahahaha. fucking awesome.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
    • CommentAuthorDrscumphd
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
     
    Getting a stolen bike back for a friend
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      CommentAuthorSoft T-Rex
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
     
    ^^^ saw that on his blog, fucking hilariousHey, aren't you a dinosaur?
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    finding out who left that note in my basket.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
    • CommentAuthorlissaandy
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2008 edited
     
    waking up from an unintentional nap with a kitty on my feet


    edit...also, unintentional napsfuck art, let's ride bikes
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    aaron, i take credit for finding that CL post in the first place!flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.