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      CommentAuthorrobotbuilder
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2009 edited
     
    This should be a sticky.

    Here you can post feats of length and girth. DO IT!
    Here you can post feats of diameter and volume. DO IT!

    Here you can post feats of length and girth. DO IT![all your base are belong to us]
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    I think it should be renamed to "Who Has the Biggest Ovaries Thread." Fuck all this cock-centric stuff.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
    • CommentAuthorslowski
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2009
     
    no cocks, no care.If at first you don't succeed... you fail.
    • CommentAuthorslowski
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2009
     
    cocks or it didn't happen.If at first you don't succeed... you fail.
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    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2009
     
    i'm not sure if large ovaries are a good thing:
    out of true.
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    *tsk*

    Boys, boys.
    Go back to your cocks and leave the ovaries out of it.
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    ^Ok![all your base are belong to us]
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    i wish i had a penis so i could measure it
    :(YO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
    • CommentAuthorgc
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2009
     
    this thread is worthless without picsgone
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    ^It's usually a letdown. Also, measurements of this type are relative. I mean, from where does one start the measurement? The taint? The base? The balls? What is being used to measure anyway? Has it been calibrated? What units are we talking about? And that's just for length, don't even get me started on the particulars of girth measurement.

    We need to get scientific about this shit, I'm talking a whole series of measurements, statical breakdown, variance ect.
    This is a serious matter. I move that we select a dick measurement panel.

    -Robot[all your base are belong to us]
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      CommentAuthoreggman
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2009
     
    Ella, you know your cock is at least 10 inches. You're not fooling anyone.Ella: Not that I would EVER even THINK of taking the T (mainly because my penis is too large to fit in it)
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      CommentAuthorMorgie
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2009 edited
     
    robotbuilder: I move that we select a dick measurement panel.
    damn I wish their was a female board member I disliked enough to make a joke about her having already handled everyones dick...
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      CommentAuthormur
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2009
     
    my penis is exactly one murlong in length.~(..,)~ (oYo) make whoopee not war (oYo) ~(..,)~
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      CommentAuthorggreggg
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2009
     
    robotbuilder: the particulars of girth measurement.
    -Robot


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      CommentAuthorratattack
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2009
     
    i was going to point out that it's already been established that i have the biggest dick, but i am too horrified by karl's ability to search google. [to remind you all that it's conclusively been proven that i, in fact, have the largest dick] ugh.
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      CommentAuthorChicagoKarl
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2009 edited
     
    since it's no longer sfw:

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    http://www.chrudat.com/hs_small_penis.html

    TEENIE WEENIEBut the fact of the matter is: Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!