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    • CommentAuthorthehum
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009 edited
     
    This thread exists over on bikeforums. thought we could use one here.

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    How to MSPaint Your Mishap!:

    STEP 1: Open MS Paint or illustration app of choice
    STEP 2: Draw a mishap that happened to you on a bike (ALL LEVELS OF DRAWING ABILITY WELCOME!, rage face ending encouraged, not required)
    STEP 3: Upload your mishap and post it here for morning LOLs.

    ENJOY!

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    I'll start with one that happened to me yesterday on the BU campus.



    my knee still hurts.theHum
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      CommentAuthor49teeth
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009
     
    lol, nice.
    • CommentAuthorbrittle
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009
     
    this is the best thing i've seen all week. its been a rough one.disco visp
    • CommentAuthorDana
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009
     
    haha that ffffuuuu dude is classicRecluse Designs (constantly under construction)
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      CommentAuthorstilgar
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009
     
    less talky...more painty! (yes I have a lot of free time at work today) You can see the full story in the ride to work thread.

    winthis wont hurt a bit...
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      CommentAuthortainted
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009
     
    Hahahaha best thread ever! Chris Evil & the Taints
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    ^^Snitching FTW![all your base are belong to us]
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      CommentAuthoreclip5e
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009
     
    my contribution:
    hi i'm ron.
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    ^ omfg. amazing.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    hahahahahahahahahasomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    Doorbot
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      CommentAuthoreclip5e
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009
     
    wow, that art is pretty slick. look, doors for hands!

    DOORBOT, IT HAS DOORS FOR HANDS!hi i'm ron.
    • CommentAuthorboundgear
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009
     
    FFFUUUU guy is awesome.

    Doorbot is unreal and kicks much ass.
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    if i show that comic to the people at the lucky star, they will never let you ride the lucky star again.

    looks like you're also riding against traffic in the park.



    this comic gets an F. you need to step your paint game up somethin' fierce.flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    ^ +
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    ^^It took me a really long time to discern what was happening in this comic. There are two stories? Yes?
    • CommentAuthor.
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    (not mine)
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     
    this is the best thread on the world wide web.Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
    • CommentAuthorbrittle
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     
    reid i hope that your comic doesn't mean that you are in epic pain from the doorbot?!disco visp
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     
    bowelry is not a street.dongpincher 1000
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      CommentAuthorBuckley!
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     
    It's a real street if you look at it from the right angle, and believe that it's there.The kid's gotta learn that the game never lets up.
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    ^^^Thanks for your concern brittle. I'm ok. Doorbots will leave you alone, once you learn to confuse their sensors.
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    reid_and_carol:...There are two stories? Yes?


    I was traveling with a bike from Boston to New York and the trip was a contiguous headache of bad pavement and bad traffic—notably on Bowery Street, Park Avenue, and on the highway in Queens and Brooklyn.
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2009
     
    i dunno how to post a picture in here...

    [IMG]http://i945.photobucket.com/albums/ad294/veggiesaredope/forum.jpg[/IMG]Must be awful, being so fluffy.
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    dora:
    [all your base are belong to us]
    • CommentAuthorgemathy
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2009
     
    there is no place to lock up there! I've locked up to the sign store or whatever it is across the street.
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2009 edited
     
    fanx, rb :)

    i used to lock to the pipe on the western ave side of the 7-11 building. but then they ripped the top off it :/ i know what place you're talkin bout tho. like on that railing?Must be awful, being so fluffy.
    • CommentAuthorthehum
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2009
     
    low speed crash@MIT
    PhotobuckettheHum
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    ^Greg, I've done the same thing before. The FFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuu guy captures my feelings about that situation perfectly.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
    • CommentAuthormauspad
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2009
     
    ^^i almost got clotheslined coming down mass ave at high speed one night. it was when they were doing all that construction last summer and they had roped off a lane by just using a little cord around some cones. punctuationsfun was there. first lesson in panic braking 08.
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2009
     
    I've ridden right through "construction, do not cross" yellow tape before.
    but, nothing beats tristan and the gate.dongpincher 1000
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      CommentAuthorZevsInSF
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2009
     
    gemathy:there is no place to lock up there! I've locked up to the sign store or whatever it is across the street.

    Last night i just freelocked and kept lookign over my shoulder. Praying.


    my well posted incident.
    I'm an idiot.EPIC! Stratton: ^fwiw he did in fact have a map out.... ...while riding.... ...with no hands.... ..on fire*...
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    I do this almost every time I use one of those hand pumps. I hate them.Girls on bikes really turn my crank
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    ^Me too, until I learned you have to hold the pump on the same side of the wheel as your pumping hand, bracing your fist against the rim. Make sense?Word nerd
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
     
    I have no idea what's going on in the bottom left frame of Vectored's comicI have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
    • CommentAuthorunit
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
     
    thoes hand pumps that use the co2 cartridges...are they a worthwile investment?
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    At first I thought it was a diseased wang getting circumcised by bladed spokes, but then I realized it was the cap being torn out of a presta valve.Word nerd
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      CommentAuthorstilgar
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
     
    I usually place the pump head and valve against my leg and push down against that, otherwise yes you will rip the presta valve head off every time...this wont hurt a bit...
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    That's why I got a road morph, and that's why they used to make frame pumps with the lil' hose.
    I miss frame pumps.

    (CO_2 inflators work quite well, but always manage to fail at the wrong time, but they're handy for races.)

    [:|][all your base are belong to us]
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      CommentAuthorZevsInSF
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
     
    ^ they have a ton of silver frame pumps WITH the tube at Cambridge Used Bikes for like 12 bucks i think,
    they resemble this, but not quite:

    and I'm pretty sure they were all schrader, not positiveEPIC! Stratton: ^fwiw he did in fact have a map out.... ...while riding.... ...with no hands.... ..on fire*...
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      CommentAuthorggreggg
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
     
    Friends don't let friends buy anything other than road morphenjoy two cosmetics
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    ggreggg:Friends don't let friends buy anything other than road morph


    Quoted for truth.But the fact of the matter is: Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
     
    less talking. more MS paint funnystuff :)Must be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2009
     
    Dora and I were talking about this thread last night and I legit cried I was laughing so hard.
    please keep this up. I only wish I knew how to MS PaintMattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeJul 27th 2009
     
    you cried. i seen it.

    you're a smart lady, waste time at work and do it up!! <3Must be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthorcdrebbel
    • CommentTimeJul 27th 2009
     
    Fuck yeah.
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      CommentAuthorstilgar
    • CommentTimeJul 27th 2009
     
    ^ahhhhhhhh!this wont hurt a bit...
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      CommentAuthorZevsInSF
    • CommentTimeJul 27th 2009
     
    thats what you get for going to wildwood. It might have been a needle. Just fair warning.
    Someone should start a "beaches NOT to go to in Jersey" site.EPIC! Stratton: ^fwiw he did in fact have a map out.... ...while riding.... ...with no hands.... ..on fire*...