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    How are you ever going to give me grandchildren with a mouth like that?Breaking necks and cashing checks since Ella's pops and I had sex.

    Old dude in the shower with his stuff on the bench, at the end farthest from the shower, is effectively taking up the whole and only bench because I'm not going in between so a naked old dude has to squeeze by me when he comes out of the shower.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2015

    This is what I'm imagining you rode to work in.I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
    Donatello or nothing.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
    1) turtle backpack joke was on point
    2) sometimes I wonder if my coworkers only show up to drop stinky deuces in a bathroom they don't have to clean. happens way too often.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2015
    Marianna you should really work from home
    I don't care when people drop stinky deuces in the normal bathrooms, but in the locker room? People spend a lot more time in there than in a normal bathroom.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
    I am fairly certain that a small, select, group of people take exactly one shit per week, and they wait until Friday night to do it in the bathroom of the bar I work at.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
    • CommentTimeJun 7th 2015
    srry broo"Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
    shame on us slackersDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
    • CommentTimeMay 15th 2017
    Amazing."life is hard, cats are soft." - surprisefries
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2017
    surprisefries:shame on us slackers

    I grew up with that dude in West Roxbury. Super awesome guy.
    ^does not surprise meDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2017
    My favorite comment on that article: "This is the equivalent of a doctor doing open-heart surgery with boxing gloves on."::lols at Dan's great photoshopping job:: ::slowly stops laughing:: ::googles:: ::kills self:: -tinyhonkshus
    ms paint being phased outsomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2017
    seanile mick:bostonfixed being phased out
    That may be my favorite DQ of all time - nerdo

    ^lolcryDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
    Craig and Sean have both had minor crashes recently....DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
    aye. dislocated my shoulder via uber passenger's door. a personal injury lawsuit is pending. i have a mac an thus no more ms paint. imagine it hurting, thatll cover it.

    craigward introduced his front wheel to a plank of wood without asking his front wheel first, and there seemed to be some sort of objection, rejection, and ejection..somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2018
    sorry, that super sucks! i hope it settles quick cuz law suits are boring and expensive!That may be my favorite DQ of all time - nerdo
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2018
    Nnnnnnnooooooo!!!!! I hope you get bank. Or at least enough to cover medical bills. :(Worstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
    Dammit, i dunno why I thought it wasn't so bad.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
    • CommentAuthorryan t
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2018
    I was riding on atac pedals with sneakers a couple weeks ago, and was standing up to pedal hard soooo big surprise I slipped off. The result was just slamming my crotch on the horn of the saddle, and somehow my feet landed evenly ground so I just dragged to a stop. Hope you guys are alright, though. Sounds much worse.
    that sounds pretty hilarious hope your crotch is okDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
    • CommentAuthorryan t
    • CommentTimeMar 27th 2018
    I felt a little crotchety afterwords but mostly ok, thanks.
    ha! glad to hear it.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
    • CommentTimeMar 28th 2018
    I have done the exact same thing riding my atac pedals with sneakers. Oof. Surgeon General should make a warning label!Worstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
      CommentAuthorseanile mick
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2018 edited
    thanks y'all, appreciate the good vibes. another few weeks of PT and, if that's the "medical endpoint", then the lawsuit would proceed to the claims process.
    ryan, that sounds more painful in all honesty, yeesh. hope your boys are all right.somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
    • CommentAuthorryan t
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2018
    Wasn’t planning on children anyway ;)
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2018