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    "Lose the pants, let's bone"

    EDIT - For the record not used on me.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
    • CommentAuthormauspad
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2009
     
    she used that one on you, too, huh?
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    "Physics is the mother of all science. Except this. This is bullshit." - Natalieclockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthorBach~ez
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2009
     
    When she pulled down her pants I saw her bush and I said "what the fuck is that" - streettumblermrotown: U lock them by the neck to a street sign!
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    Well, there's no talking my way out of that one.Girls on bikes really turn my crank
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      CommentAuthorkatdaley
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2009
     
    Get off yr smartphones and talk irl people!Behind my Game Boy™, I got game, boy.
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    Mephlehet: Listen, jerkdick, there's free beer and for 5 bucks imma win a fucking bike.Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    *Jeff at the Royal Flush afterparty with hands up in air like a champ*

    cdrebbel: IIIIII LOOOOOOOOVE SLUUUUUUUTSSSSS!!!
    me: (yeah!)Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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    "which is better......." - Jamesclockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
    • CommentAuthorgrev
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    signot another pitcher!
    • CommentAuthorgemathy
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    deadbolt:*Jeff at the Royal Flush afterparty with hands up in air like a champ*

    cdrebbel: IIIIII LOOOOOOOOVE SLUUUUUUUTSSSSS!!!
    me: (yeah!)


    best ever.

    don't forget the beginning:
    "I had four queens. .......................They treated me good. ................I LOVE SLUTS!"
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    hahah! i didn't hear that part, seriously Jeff?Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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      CommentAuthorfmradio516
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    "old enough to pee, old enough for me." -anonymousMUFFDVR
    • CommentAuthorgemathy
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    anonymous = shane.
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    hahahahahahahahahaI have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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      CommentAuthorcdrebbel
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    srslyFuck yeah.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     

    -BachezWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorMr. Shelby
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    ^+1
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    ^^oh snapi mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthorcdrebbel
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    kilgore_trout:welcome to boston. now get the fuck out.
    Fuck yeah.
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      CommentAuthorfmradio516
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    ^was that to that azn chicks seatpost?MUFFDVR
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      CommentAuthorcdrebbel
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    I think it was to her, not the seatpost.Fuck yeah.
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      CommentAuthorseanile
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009 edited
     
    fmradio516:^where did you get that seatpost??


    it belongs heresomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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      CommentAuthorBach~ez
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    i need that shirtmrotown: U lock them by the neck to a street sign!
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    who stinkiedI have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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      CommentAuthorfmradio516
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    that bitch was a smut.MUFFDVR
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    Bachez: If I get you as my Secret Santa, you may get one.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
    • CommentAuthorChromeLugs
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    cdrebbel:
    kilgore_trout:welcome to boston. now get the fuck out.

    Brilliant.I prefer 49x16
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      CommentAuthor0x000000
    • CommentTimeOct 21st 2009
     
    as we are passed by a smartcar on the highway:

    "i just don't understand them. i mean, what can you fit in them, two people and a couple of dildos?" - my dadwhat does he commute to clowntown on that thing
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      CommentAuthorstilgar
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2009
     
    gemathy:anonymous = shane.


    so not true....this wont hurt a bit...
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      CommentAuthorkatdaley
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2009
     
    grev: p.s. my haircut is awesome. i am so cute.Behind my Game Boy™, I got game, boy.
    • CommentAuthorgrev
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2009
     
    ^ you forgot: it's not adultery if it's with brad pitt.not another pitcher!
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    kat daley:grev: p.s. my haircut is awesome. i am so cute.


    pics or it didnt happenYO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
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      CommentAuthorkatdaley
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2009
     
    also from grev, after james commenting on people getting coupled up for the winter to "stay warm:"

    "People don't need other people! They need IGLOOS!"Behind my Game Boy™, I got game, boy.
    • CommentAuthorgemathy
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2009
     
    stilgar:
    gemathy:anonymous = shane.


    so not true....


    funny though, innit?

    I think you said something super close though to aly at then mass b-day party.
    • CommentAuthormauspad
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2009
     
    "You got addicted to BostonFixed and it made you fat"
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      CommentAuthorstilgar
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2009
     
    I believe the exact words were

    "get them before the hair does..."

    Then I felt really bad about it for a couple of seconds...then someone said something about drugging them so that they could have guiltless feelingless sex with strangers, and I forgot my shame and laughed and laughed.

    I belive the exact words were

    *points at beer*

    "Put the roofies here!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!"this wont hurt a bit...
    • CommentAuthorgemathy
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2009
     
    shane, don't be embarrassed by your inappropriate sexual feelings. just get the help you need.
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      CommentAuthorstilgar
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2009
     
    ha ha, I am guilty of many many horrible things, but being attracted to young children is not one of them.this wont hurt a bit...
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      CommentAuthorMr. Shelby
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2009
     
    "If i weren't an alcoholic I'd pour this on you"
    -The most amazing girl in my life.
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      CommentAuthorMr. Shelby
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2009
     
    ha
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      CommentAuthorMr. Shelby
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2009
     
    Q: Do southerners even know what snow is?

    A: I think they know the bitter cold of defeat and military occupation.

    I love you Joshua.
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      CommentAuthorMorgie
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2009
     
    fuck you.
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    pete! gigantic:Q: Do southerners even know what snow is?

    A: I think they know the bitter cold of defeat and military occupation.

    I love you Joshua.



    BWAHAHAHAHAHA.... Awesome.

    pete! gigantic:"If i weren't an alcoholic I'd pour this on you"
    -The most amazing girl in my life.


    Wait... did I say this? Did I look pretty Pete? Tell me I was pretty. <3'sclockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthorMr. Shelby
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2009 edited
     
    No, she has a vagina, if I remember correctly.
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    "Oh and she has a BaileyWorks too! (Shouting at her) MARRY ME!" - Benclockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2009
     
    we should have saved her from that guyI have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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    ^true... Next time man... next time.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    "Oh shit, does anyone know what time the football game is on?!"

    I hate you people.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy