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      CommentAuthorZomar
    • CommentTimeNov 3rd 2009 edited
     
    Let that pedaling hottie know you’re keen to get in their saddle—in a language you’ll both understand....

    The best way to get my attention is to grab my downtube.

    Let’s see if I can fit my schraeder into your presta.

    Say, you wanna grease my stem?

    Nice rear rack.

    I have twice as many nuts as Lance Armstrong.

    You turn my crank.

    Come over to my house and I’ll lube your chain.

    I need someone to help me get my ball bearings.

    I’ve got a nipple wrench—let me check your rim holes.

    Derailleur? I barely know her.

    Wanna go ride Critical Mass? Because you’ve got a critical ass.
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      CommentAuthortravisW
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    Can i see your deep v?boooyah
    • CommentAuthorricknegan
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    I wheelie like you.
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      CommentAuthorIV
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    Is that a tire lever in your pocket, or do you just have a huge erect penis?
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      CommentAuthorcdrebbel
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    Nice SIDIs, wanna fuck?Fuck yeah.
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    I'd straddle your top tube.I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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    feelings are boring, kissing is awesome.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
    • CommentAuthorgrev
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    ^ you mean "feelings are boring, kissing is awesome"not another pitcher!
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    ^^I think you mean, "Feelings are boring. Kissing is awesome."

    *EDIT - Beat me to it Mike*clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
    • CommentAuthorgrev
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    eric knows whats upnot another pitcher!
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    hey neat pista i have one too
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      CommentAuthorIV
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009 edited
     
    Hey do you want to take a pista on my chest?

    or if you're not into that I could give you a Cleveland Steamroller
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    baby, you can flip flop my hub


    (if ya nasty)Must be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    I *always* wear a helmet when I ride.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    IV:Is that a tire lever in your pocket, or do you just have a huge erect penis?
    HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    ring my bellMattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    ricknegan:I wheelie like you.


    this is our winner.out of true.
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    save a track bike, ride a messenger!its like watching a monkey swallow a hand grenade.
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009 edited
     
    She's a bi-cyclist (but only when she's drunk)I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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    "hi I'm Alexi..."Take-off everything but your rainboots
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      CommentAuthortravisW
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    wanna see my bareknuckle?

    I have oversized tubing.

    Can i grease your seattube?boooyah
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    mindchalk:
    ricknegan:I wheelie like you.


    this is our winner.


    i agree. if some dude said that to me...oh man. it'd be the cutest thing evar


    ps - you guys are all HILARIOUS!!Must be awful, being so fluffy.
    • CommentAuthorLyzard
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    Wanna put the fun between your legs and go for a ride?
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    Hey want to feel my sexy legs?
    Gets em everytimeI don't play with muthafuckas cuz this shit be real
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    this thread isn't NEARLY as sleazy as i thought it was gonna be.

    in that case, i've got nothin!flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    Your geometry's perfect. Can I give you a test ride?I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    Alexi Gigantic II:"hi I'm Alexi..."
    gets me everytime!Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    FATTIES FIT FINEout of true.
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      CommentAuthorkatdaley
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009 edited
     
    yo girl, my top tube may look average, but wait 'til you see its effective lengthBehind my Game Boy™, I got game, boy.
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    Don't worry girly, it's all about performance.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    Check the angle on my stem. Damn, these come easy to you when you're drunk!I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    Grevpersonally i just loosen it with an allen, turn it to the side, and then tighten it back.
    clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    I'll give you a lift home. I've got pegs.
    No double entendre, just straight bike macking.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
    • CommentAuthorgrev
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009 edited
     
    ^^ oh no you didntnot another pitcher!
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    You've never really ridden 'til you've had me as your stokerI have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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    my steel is real?DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorratattack
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    circa 2006: "so i see you ride a fixed gear. put it in me." [one of my old roommates used to jokingly say this when we starting getting into bikes]
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      CommentAuthorggreggg
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    ^i love this and plan on using itenjoy two cosmetics
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      CommentAuthortravisW
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    Perfect for not getting girls*, "So ahh, i ride a bike."


    *except the girls on here (but prob some of them too)boooyah
    • CommentAuthormauspad
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    SWEET FIXIE
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    Check out my gear inches. Preeeeetty big!clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthorGilbert
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    are you a bi-ke sexual?"You're dancing TOO SMALL; dominant males dance like THIS!" -(drunk) Nate, to me on the art of seduction and the role of dancing therein (while on a dancefloor)
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      CommentAuthorZomar
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    do you prefer quick releases or wrenched nuts?
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    i keep wanting to post all these anecdotes about dumb shit i've mumbled to girls, but this thread makes me feel like a seriously sleazy person.

    damn it!flip mode. flip mode is the greatest.
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    Eff 20's and 24's, I roll on 700's baby!clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthorZomar
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    got a spare tube?

    i'll patch that hole for you.
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    Her saddle may not be sore now, but wait until morning!clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    Hey baby, lend me a hand pump?clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    itt bostonfixed, keeping it classy.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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      CommentAuthorkatdaley
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2009
     
    Mayor Bonesington:i keep wanting to post all these anecdotes about dumb shit i've mumbled to girls, but this thread makes me feel like a seriously sleazy person.

    damn it!


    dear dan,
    plz share your anecdotes with us! i am dying to read one.
    your hometown homegirl,
    caitBehind my Game Boy™, I got game, boy.