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    "i wanna ream your seat tube" just sounds real wrong.
    "lets go back to my place and work on our cadence"
    "oh it will fit... i just spread your forks and i'll slam it in"
    "hey i got the smiths and joy division on vinyl"
    "wanna have a lynch film marathon starting with mulholland and ending with eraserhead?"


    really though... girls on bikes get a ton of free points... a mediocre girl with out a bike sorta gets passed to the "maybe if i was drunk" category the second they regularly start riding a bike.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2010
     
    ^It has yet to be decided if you get to be that selective. Post in the Introduce Yourself thread and let us judge you.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
  2.  
    agreed with brosephYO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2010
     
    man, a girl once said to me
    "oooh, i love bike messengers"


    ugh.dongpincher 1000
  3.  
    ^maybe she really appreciated how fast they delivered stuff to her clients. maybe.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
  4.  
    ^I can't not read that as innuendo.You said time was infinite, so why the watch wrapped around your wrist?
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2010
     
    I love it when bike messengers deliver their packagesMattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
  5.  
    @ joeyfresh

    uhhh lyk soz but lyk im kinda a big deal k so lyk i dont lyk needz ur upprovol.
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    agreed.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2010
     
    I didn't spend two years in public health school to be called "joeyfresh". Get it straight, motherfucker.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorZomar
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2010
     
    messengers love handling packages.
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    I spent 6 years in college that makes me 2 years smarter than the average college grad.

    "girl i wanna repack your bottom bracket"

    "my post is a 31.4mm think it will fit in your frame?"

    guess this could work too

    "i like my hubs like i like my women... internally threaded and low maintenance"

    or would it be better if it was "girl you like a fly set of forks cause i want my axle between yo legs mmmmmhmmmm"

    or "i like my girls like i like my frames. no crack and smooth curves."


    a good dis would be "you just like aerospokes. you're weak and serve no purpose on the streets"
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    "After seeing how tight your bottom bracket is I'm gonna have to pull my crank tonight."

    *heavy creepster breathing*Think you're escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home.
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    ^...... the heavy creepster breathing is what really makes that...clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    "Sit on my face let me guess your weight" actually worked.I am Humbert outside the internet, actually.
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    were they/you drunk?
    what was the venue?
    was it a dude?
    if not, was she hot?
    if yes, :applause:somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeJun 13th 2010
     
    Humbert Humbert:"Sit on my face let me guess your weight" actually worked.
    yeah, but you got my weight way wrong.dongpincher 1000
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    when i am black out drunk i casually ask "wanna make out" apparently it works.
    otherwise i just make fun of everyone cause its fun and shit talking can sometimes be the way to a girls heart.
    I'm really good to my friends...just everyone else is a target for some reason...
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    EXCUSE ME SIR/M'AM BUT YOUR STEERER TUBE LOOKS LIKE IT NEEDS MY STAR FANGLED NUT PRESSED INTO IT
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      CommentAuthorRoz
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2010
     
    .roz-berry-lime