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    What would it be?

    So far I've heard Shotgun and Crossbow. I think I'ld take the crossbow or any robot that could flip over cars for me.
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    bike into tron bike into bulldozer into samurai sword back into bike. (I'm going for the "new" transformers method that apparently incorporate nanotech.)aka BikeNinja - Always wear protection.
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    My Transformer® bike would be. . .

    A fuckin' Gundam® - DUH!


    [:|][all your base are belong to us]
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    I don't get it. A shotgun or crossbow? It's already a bike. Transformers change from their secret identities as human contraptions into robots, and it already has a form as a bike, you said.

    Also, my folding bike transformer would see a lot of bathtub playtime.
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010
     
    would be my boyfriend.Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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    that is so sad. jesus christ.
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    Just a silly question I was asking people at work the other day. Everyone gave answers that didn't really make any sense. It was funny IRL.
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    And Mephlehet I see why you're confused because traditionally speaking the Transformer is a folding bike. So I guess I'm saying that there's also a third transformation option. Or maybe there's moar!
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010
     
    why is that sad? if I had a boyfriend that could transform into a bicycle I think that would be pretty kickass.
    <insert riding my boycycle jokes here>Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
    • CommentAuthorFixedJockey
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010 edited
     
    ^Maybe boycycle could transform the seat into a cucumber for ya. It would change your approach to pot holes.aka BikeNinja - Always wear protection.
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    that's fuckin' gross. don't be gross.
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    robotbuilder:My Transformer® bike would be. . .

    A fuckin' Gundam® - DUH!


    [:|]


    Yes!!!!!!

    Also I like the tron light cycle idea too. Those things rule. Plus I could cut off a car and it'd explode. They'd have that coming.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    ^Fuck yeah they would![all your base are belong to us]
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010
     
    Tron Legacy. Not out til DECEMBER. NO.I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    Don't worry, you can probably hold onto your virginity until then.
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010
     
    I'm planning on losing it to the robot girlfriend I build for the prom.I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    ^I've had such a thing in development for ages now.[all your base are belong to us]
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010
     
    Mine would transform into a better bike. Mine is feeling super heavy, beat up, and obnoxious lately. In other words, it's turning into me.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorcdrebbel
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010
     
    This IS my folding bike.

    Fuck yeah.
    • CommentAuthorgrev
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010
     
    oh shitnot another pitcher!
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    cdrebbel:This IS my folding bike.



    lol recumbentBut the fact of the matter is: Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010
     


    duhout of true.
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010
     
    and those grips and carry handles. oury's obviously.out of true.
    • CommentAuthorgc
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010
     
    jetpack would be pretty rad.gone
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    my transformer would be a go-bot...
    or TammyTake-off everything but your rainboots
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    Can I videotape you guys doing it? I think it'll be pretty successful, y'know, like Dancing with the Stars, except, instead of airing on ABC, it'll be in my personal VHS collection. RAWR!
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    tron bike with rockets on the front
    • CommentAuthormindchalk
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010
     
    ^^meat-slapping.out of true.
    • CommentAuthorgemathy
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010
     
    FixedJocky:^Maybe boycycle could transform the seat into a cucumber for ya. It would change your approach to pot holes.


    I don't think you've ever actually had sex with a woman.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010
     
    And definitely not with a man.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    expert analytical skills from the experts on the subject.
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    how do i touch girl

    imma virginBut the fact of the matter is: Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
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    octalink magic:how do i touch girl

    imma virgin
    octalink magic:how do i touch girl

    imma virgin


    with a pole and forceps, or you might get HPVTake-off everything but your rainboots
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    mindchalk:

    duh

    This is a good gun to shoot. . . at things far away.
    (Too bad I'm so fucking twitchy.)

    [:|][all your base are belong to us]
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      CommentAuthorcdrebbel
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2010 edited
     
    Fuck yeah.
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2010 edited
     
    good thread Butters. hahaha

    PS @ Alexi: winx

    @ Fist: sureMattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"