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    • CommentAuthorgrev
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2010 edited
     
    so a meteorite crashed in my yard in new jersey and less than a minute later all sorts of emergency vehicles were filling my yard and driveway. the mayor was there, except the mayor was Tommy Carcetti who is the mayor of Baltimore on The Wire except it wasn't Carcetti it was the actor who played Carcetti and i knew this, but i couldn't remember his name so out of desperation i just said "yo Tom we need to talk". i tried to explain to him that it wasn't a meteorite but a dragon did it and i knew he would understand because he knew about the zombies.not another pitcher!
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2010
     
    hahahhaha

    i love how dreams make sense

    two nights ago i dreamt that i tattooed captain picard. it was sweet :D
    Must be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2010
     
    ..an emo kid loved me?dongpincher 1000
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2010 edited
     
    "Somebooooody loved meee,.."

    edit: Danny are you thinkin what i'm thinkin?Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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    and then you punched alex and blamed it on the cat, right?You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    I just wanted to come in here and see the body of the first post say something like, "...about COCK."

    I was so excited, then, not. Fuckin' ADMIT IT, homos!
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    ^^pretty much.'Cause i always say i love you when i mean turn out the lights.
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    last night i dreamt that godzilla came to boston and drank a bunch of harbor water and got sick and he threw up all over my house and i was like AW SHIT I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS UP NOW. Then i purposly waited for my roommate Allison to get home so i could be like I ALWAYS DO THE DISHES, YOU HAVE TO CLEAN THIS UP. and she was like, dude Godzilla is outside. Then i woke up and it was raining and i hated everything all over again.'Cause i always say i love you when i mean turn out the lights.
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      CommentAuthorratattack
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2010
     
    is your roof still leaking?
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    no, thank god. Now my fuck off landlord wont talk to me about insurance claims and shit though.'Cause i always say i love you when i mean turn out the lights.
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    that somebody loved me, no hope no harm, just another false alarmTake-off everything but your rainboots
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    ^how frequently do you need said loving?clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    ^only if you do a moz impersonation can you give me lovingTake-off everything but your rainboots
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    Aren't you workin'? Don't you need a job? Why are you playin' on the internet? If you have free time, come bring me beers and get me drunk.
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    Oh, and cigarettes. bring cigarettes.
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    Mephlehet:Aren't you workin'? Don't you need a job? Why are you playin' on the internet? If you have free time, come bring me beers and get me drunk.


    i has job and you knows it
    we can drink beers laterTake-off everything but your rainboots
    • CommentAuthorChromeLugs
    • CommentTimeApr 20th 2010 edited
     
    I woke up after being black-out drunk in a feminist brothel. The head mistress was yelling at me, waving a dirty piece of celery at me.

    I had slapped a ho with that piece of celery while we were going at it. It was disrespectful to hit a prostitute with dirty celery.

    It reflects my life in many more ways than even I thought.I prefer 49x16
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    I just remembered that last night I dreamt that whenever I braked, I went over the bars. I kept adjusting things but it didn't help. At least it didn't really hurt. Ironic, because being awake hurt a lot today.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    it wasn't a dream?somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    I believe you of all people know why I was hurting today.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    hahah yea you were pretty funnysomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    tinyhonkshus:I believe you of all people know why I was hurting today.

    i felt fine yesterday.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    I am happy for you.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2010
     
    Last night I dreamt that Xue was the key to figuring out our herd immunity to smallpox. I was calculating an estimate of how many people she knew that might have residual immunity from pre-1972 vaccinations and then extrapolating my own chances of being protected if I hung around her- in between waking up every ten minutes to have hacking, painful coughing fits.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    There was a place where you could go and pay 6.99 for a reasonable sized plastic container and fill it with all you could eat falafel and other middle eastern food somewhere in brighton.Girls on bikes really turn my crank
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    last night i dreamt that it was a saturday and ihad 24 hours to make a short film but was unable to do so due to a crushing bout of writer's block. i went to 100 summer st. with a few friends and a girl i went to high school with because that's where you buy booze to make white russians. we were delayed, however, when my dispatcher chirped me to tell me in many words that she'd had a heart attack. then i walked home down through construction sites, feeling vaguely in love with that girl from high school, who, by the way, i rarely spoke to irl.

    analyze.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    We have this machine at work that videotapes flies climbing vials, and the flies have to be put into it at a certain time every day, and last night I dreamt it was my job to put them in at the correct times and I forgot to do it all day! Which, if it actually happened, would cost the company hundreds of thousands of dollars.

    and christiaan...who's liz lemon now, eh?i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    Weirdest dream ever. I was joking around with a bunch of people and we started cracking jokes about making a movie about a hipster serial killer, and then someone suggested that the sequel could be "The hipster prostitute" (you know, cause that follows logically) and THEN I had a dream within a dream that someone was making a documentary called The Hipster Prostitute, only the footage they were shooting was a streetcorner with some ladies of the evening on it, and hipsters sporadically riding by on their SWEET FIXIES and the director was trying to get the prostitutes to supgirl the hipsters. AND THEN surprisefries rode by and I was like "this is too good" and then I woke up.

    And then I went back to sleep, and dreamt that I was trying to have sex in a women's bathroom in my high school, and this old grizzled vietnam vet gym teacher came and was all "no sex in high school!" and i was all "what are you doing in the girls' room?!" and then I woke up.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    ^..... uh....clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    LOOK I DREAMT IT LAST NIGHT. IT BELONGS IN THIS THREAD.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2010
     
    a few nights ago i dreamt about something with me and dave (fmradio) and bruce springsteen
    we were at a party with him and he got really wasted and was trying to make out with everyone and we were all wtf
    (bruce springsteen was trying to make out with everyone, not dave)
    and then i woke up to a cat laying on my face :)Must be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2010 edited
     
    t-homie: Your sig is an appropriate response to so many things on here.

    I dreamt last night that the lunch I'd made the night before for today had gone bad. When I took it with me to work today, I thought twice about it and didn't end up eating it. It was one of the lamest dreams I've ever had, but it may have been the one of the most influential ones.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2010
     
    I dreamt last night that I had superpowers. i dream this all the time, it's awesome.




    I also dreamt that I had done something really bad (I still have no idea what) and I was being chased by people. This, of course, led into a zombie dream. I like sleep.I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    all of me dreams never display any sign of coherence.

    last night i drempt that i was riding to polo and when i got to the courts we couldnt play because there was a renaissance fair being held on the court. Just on the court. i rode my bike through the gate and i must have skipped time and space because suddenly i was in a building full of people in stupid costumes and lots of food. There were other polo people there with their bikes. some kid who was working the fair came up to me and was like WAT ART THOU DOING HERE. and then he told me in real english that i couldnt have anything but if i was hungry i could go upstairs and have leftovers. I was upstairs for like 2 minutes came back down and everyone was gone. I couldnt find my way back to the portal to go back to Allston so i just rode my bike around this building. i remember thinking to myself in the dream "this is just like that movie where the kid goes back to medieval time except this fucking sucks."'Cause i always say i love you when i mean turn out the lights.
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    .....y'all need to stay off the drugs.



    ...or I need to get on them.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2010
     
    ^vicodin!
    (sux)Must be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthorseanile mick
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2010 edited
     
    ^percocet!
    (rox)somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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      CommentAuthorratattack
    • CommentTimeJun 11th 2010
     
    i've been having way too many dreams about work lately. and about non-human primates. i've been reading jane goodall's books and the other day i dreamt that i was trying to process DNA or blood samples from a couple hundred chimpanzees. i just kept rearranging the vials with the samples in the racks and i couldn't remember why i was moving them or how i should be arranging them, i just knew that i was completely ruining the box maps. then in the real world ryan was trying to wake me up and tell me something and, face down into my pillow, i was mumbling back at him, "stop! you're making it worse, i can't concentrate" and kept trying to "sort" my chimp vials. ryan was very confused, as he had no idea what i was trying to concentrate on half-asleep with my face smushed into my pillow.
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeJun 12th 2010
     
    THIS is my favorite thread ever hands down. i can't get enough
    more dreams please

    i hardly ever remember my dreams but i do remember that i had a nightmare the other evening which had to do with The Mothman Prophecies

    have you ever seen that movie? if you haven't you should but if you have you're probably the same as me and completely terrified of it.
    anyway, i suppose i dreamt about it because Dora and i had a crazyass conversation about it last week while driving through Tennessee and we were both so freaked out that our eyes watered and we got goosebumps. very effective movie.
    ANYWAY, so i was awake IRL and then i fell asleep for like maybe what- like, 10 seconds? and in those 10 seconds i dreamt that i was laying in the exact position as i was in, and everything was exactly how it was when i was awake 10 seconds earlier (so it felt ultra real) and my boyfriend was talking to me about something. then he said "it's kind of like The Mothman Prophecies..", sat up in bed, leaned over me and was the fucking mothman himself, but only in the face and everything else was a silhouette, and i was so fucking scared i couldn't move or breathe and i was FORCING myself awake.
    when i finally snapped out of it and woke up Aaron told me that i sounded like i was having a nightmare and that i seemed to be choking on air and i was shaking.
    he asked me what the nightmare was about and i told him i couldn't talk about it right then, cause i was still freaking the shit out, then i tried to go back to sleep and i kept being thrown back into the dream but this time i would roll over to see him laying beside me and he had the fucking face again and glowing red eyes and sharp teeth. then i woke up and fell back asleep and it happened again.
    then i woke up and i put on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - the "Charlie Gets Crippled" episode (my favorite) and turned on the lights. fuuuuuck.Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
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    i love that i made it into a t-honks dream, and in such an appropriate context!

    i would totally mo with Springsteen.

    The other night i had a dream that Claudine and i were at her old place, with her old roommates, watching TV. We just decided to get nekkid and bone, and just went for it on the couch. Both roommate dudes left. But then one (who is also an ex of hers) came back naked and started poking me in the face with his boner while we were knockin' boots. And we were both all, "no dude, no" and then i woke up.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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    LNID: That I got a huge tattoo of the virgin mary on my back. upside down.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    last night i dreamt that geekhouse has been broke since 2006.You're purposefully attempting to sabotage my degree project. Thanks.
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    i was sittin on one side of a room having a staring contest with a greyhound that was sitting on the other side..somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
    • CommentAuthorDoubleL
    • CommentTimeJul 11th 2010
     
    ^who won?
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    i was cursed by yet another dream that i woke up from before i could reach the endsomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
    • CommentAuthorDoubleL
    • CommentTimeJul 11th 2010
     
    disappointing. must've been one serious staring contest.
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      CommentAuthorMungoRocks
    • CommentTimeJul 11th 2010
     
    Man, I won't even tell you.dongpincher 1000
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    As hipster-crushy as this is, I had a dream I was friends with Alice Glass.
    That's probably due to the fact I just bought tickets the night before to see them in Chicago.

    The other day I dreamed I rode a frog through the streets of Paris and everything was technicolor like.
    Going to bed really high is so cool. Like me.I am Humbert outside the internet, actually.
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      CommentAuthorcdrebbel
    • CommentTimeJul 12th 2010
     
    On the plane ride back to this coast I dreamt that I was on a bus coming to this coast, but at least we had beers.Fuck yeah.
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    I dreamt that it was Sunday night and I hadn't done any of my homework for any of my classes (I am not taking any classes IRL). I then remembered that I wasn't in college anymore, and was all "phew" and then "remembered" that I was doing some sort of continuing ed and still needed to do the damn homework.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy