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      CommentAuthorratattack
    • CommentTimeJul 12th 2010
     
    i've been having a pile of messed up dreams lately, i don't even remember them all. one involved a cockroach infestation, which then meant i had a white-cat-with-cockroaches-inside infestation. i was spraying all these white cats with roach killer, which was only stunning them, and then stuffing them into a trash bag. i felt horrible for doing that, and asked someone to put them in a dumpster, knowing that i probably should have whacked them with a baseball bat first because it would be more humane, but also knowing that they were really cockroaches disguised as cats. then, after all the white cats were gone, all of a sudden there were a million juvenile cockroaches flying all over the place, it was awful, and all that i could think was, "hmm, getting rid of the big roaches reduced competition for resources and increased the carrying capacity of cockroaches in my apartment." and then, "wow, i'm really going to need more spray".

    also, in another dream i was playing "hide and seek - or die" in my gramma's backyard, mostly with kids from high school. then ben mindchalk was there too, and there was a tube (think: supermario bros) with a lid on it. he put an orange biohazard sticker on the lid so no one would open it and climbed in, and i remember thinking that it was the best hide and seek idea. there aren't many places to hide in her backyard and i was running out of time so i was hiding with about four other people behind this pathetic bush, and then i got found and knew "they" were going to kill me. anyway, ben mindchalk is king of hide and seek.

    yup. i have fucked up dreams.
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    LNID: That I got two geekhouses. The first was a two-tone pale/bright turquoise SWEET FIXIE with riser bars (huh?) with the stem not tightened down so they moved in the quill. The second was like Dan's red/black beast, but it was bright pink and white instead. Dream also featured my current bike getting stolen, and then being returned by someone who was like "you didn't need the wheels, right?"i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    I had a dream that there was a homely looking female in my neighborhood that was some sort of mental amalgamation of every female personality which I found bad-ass which I could only identify as "the girl from bostonfixed" that I had some sort of American Beauty mind affair with. No more trolling the internet before bed, ever.
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    wini mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthorstilgar
    • CommentTimeAug 27th 2010
     
    i had to get up really early today, so my surly level is high, but I am going to type this anyway.

    I used to have a friend, and whenever anyone would come up to her and say "I once had a dream..." she would cut them off and say "That wasn't real, so I don't care."this wont hurt a bit...
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeAug 27th 2010
     
    It's always seems much more interesting to share your own dreams than to listen to others share theirs.I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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    It seems that I'm back to a wonderful cycle of falling asleep, only to wake in a panic, gasping for air, with sweat soaked bedding, and falling back asleep. . . lather, rinse, repeat.

    Oh well, at least I had a solid eight months of actually sleeping at night.

    [:|][all your base are belong to us]
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    ^ not when they're unconsciously narrating them *during* the dream because they've got some weird disorder that allows them to articulate it! i've been obsessing over this guy for about a month.

    Much like the earth's mantle, that sort of thing is beneath us.
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    Ho....ly..... .....shit!You said time was infinite, so why the watch wrapped around your wrist?
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    RIGHT!?? this one beats all

    Much like the earth's mantle, that sort of thing is beneath us.
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    I wonder if he's that bossy in real life, or if we're listening to a subconscious expression of his desire to be in control? What about the blog about some British guy who also narrates his dreams?[all your base are belong to us]
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    i hadn't heard about that dude till now, right on! he's definitely capitalized on that shit...mugs and t-shirts and aprons and what not!
    yeah i don't know if he was very bossy, I imagine him being a really artsy/theater type New Yorker. I read somewhere he was mortified when his roommate released them. (this is him)


    Much like the earth's mantle, that sort of thing is beneath us.
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      CommentAuthordeadbolt
    • CommentTimeAug 28th 2010
     
    i love listening to other people's dreams. i'm interested in knowing that everyone has fucked up crazyness going on in their heads while they sleep. so neat.Mattia: "I don''t usually watch porn with pickaxe, but when I do it, I make sure to be on the right website"
    • CommentAuthorowen
    • CommentTimeAug 28th 2010
     
    Last night I had a dream that this new toothpaste came on the market that had WD40 in it and it was supposed to make it so the plaque wouldn't stick to your teeth to begin with and the three stripes on the toothpaste that came out of the tube were blue yellow and white like the WD40 can.

    My theory on why I dreamt this: over the last few days of working in the rain, my u lock seized and essentially became non functional, and was in need of WD40. I didn't find any until the end of the day. But seriously I have no idea where the toothpaste thing came from. No clue.
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    last night I dreamt that I was doing some sort of intricate presentation for a bunch of school age kids at work (Urban). It involved lots of soldiers, so i can only imagine it was a revolutionary re-enactment. However something strange happened, and I had to go find Roz and have her help me because the office was suddenly empty. When I got back with Roz, we started to do the presentation, but suddenly my gf's entire family (I've never actually met them but in the dream I knew it was them) came smashing into the room with swords and shit and tried to kill me.

    and then I woke up.Naaaah, too uncool for the #messlyfe. I just like to hang out in loading docks and pretend to talk on my radio so that people will like me. - Mfratt
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    "you dare try to date me daughter! i will slay you!'somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2010
     
    ET was the leader of a burgeoning cult and I had to take him out.
    He knew I was up to something. I knew he knew. It didn't matter.
    I had a silver pistol and a mission. But I had to be discrete.
    Phone this home, you creepy bitch.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    Mick:"you dare try to date me daughter! i will slay you!'

    Egyptian + Puerto Rican = trouble.Naaaah, too uncool for the #messlyfe. I just like to hang out in loading docks and pretend to talk on my radio so that people will like me. - Mfratt
    • CommentAuthorjerome
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2010
     
    Man, I really wish I had vivid dreams like you all. I hardly ever remember a dream, and when I do it's almost always during a nap... never during "regular" sleep.i didnt like my old username anymore so here's a new one.
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    oh shit i almost forgot! I had a dream the other night that ebaumann was trying to sell me my own glasses, and I was falling for it.

    MY DREAMS WILL REDUCE ALL OF YOU TO CARICATURES!i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    ^Apparently.[all your base are belong to us]
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      CommentAuthorNuggetross
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2010
     
    lnid that craigsauce came over to my house to buy a fork. then my roommates and i tortured him while riding on some rollers. then i gave him my clipless shoes and he rode my curs├ęd bike around...oh wait, that did happen.

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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2010
     
    BEST HAUS!!!!!!!!!!Must be awful, being so fluffy.
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    ^^I was so blissfully unaware that this was happening.Naaaah, too uncool for the #messlyfe. I just like to hang out in loading docks and pretend to talk on my radio so that people will like me. - Mfratt
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    "Wholesome Haus"Much like the earth's mantle, that sort of thing is beneath us.
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      CommentAuthorZevsInSF
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2010
     
    haus name will now include dream somewhere in it.EPIC! Stratton: ^fwiw he did in fact have a map out.... ...while riding.... ...with no hands.... ..on fire*...
    • CommentAuthordub
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2010
     
    I dreamed my mom went psycho on my dad during a family vacation and, after he had "gotten the hell outta dodge," she cut up the hotel carpet "because she wanted hardwood floors, dammit."

    My sister and I just looked on like, 'well, shit.'I have a two part question: 1. Why is he doing that? And 2. Should we light him on fire.
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    thisafternoonduringanapidreamt that I took a bus to NYC but left my bike locked outside south station because I was late and locked my bike and ran to the bus, and then whilst on the bus thought "oh...shit..."Naaaah, too uncool for the #messlyfe. I just like to hang out in loading docks and pretend to talk on my radio so that people will like me. - Mfratt
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeSep 20th 2010
     
    Among other things, I dreamt that I had done the ultimate conversion and added a Harley engine to murderbike. I was happy, because I could finally take the highway when I wanted to but when I just wanted to pedal it was as light as before. Then I went to hang out with some bikers (the tough kind.)We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    I don't remember the specifics, but LNID that I was in a restaurant gossiping with someone and there was something we wanted to know but didn't, and then I noticed this graffiti carved into the door of a cupboard that said "It's cool guys, I work with Peter Mooney. I got you." Next to the graffiti there was a line drawing of a person in black, with a red anatomical heart in the chest area. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

    I think Tristan's Mooney might be haunted.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
    • CommentAuthortristan
    • CommentTimeSep 20th 2010
     
    ^:-O
    I hope not.

    LNID I kept folding wheels on my new bike. Not super awesome, especially when I just built up a new wheelset.ascott430 - "Was going to build it up into a fixed gear until I realized I'd rather spend money and time on mountain bikes."
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    ^^^aww, you hung out with me in your dream.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorcdrebbel
    • CommentTimeSep 20th 2010
     
    That there was a scorpion in a disc (frisbee) at the foot of my bed on a stand. I woke up this morning and found a knife laying in it, cause apparently I wanted to kill it, but found out is was a bike tube box.Fuck yeah.
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    i would laugh if you had stabbed the shit out of a spare tube in your sleep.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthortone
    • CommentTimeSep 22nd 2010
     
    robotbuilder:It seems that I'm back to a wonderful cycle of falling asleep, only to wake in a panic, gasping for air, with sweat soaked bedding, and falling back asleep. . . lather, rinse, repeat.
    Have you been checked for sleep apnea? waking up gasping for air is a symptom.We are the small axe.
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    talk to joeyfresh if you wanna learn about sleep apneasomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeSep 22nd 2010
     
    Robot, that shit is a nightmare and it won't get better on its own. I didn't get accurately diagnosed until this February, at age 29. When I think of all the productive time I've wasted just being tired for no reason, I still cringe a little.
    I'll talk about it with you any time.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    ^Sure, I'd like that. I am tired all of the time.[all your base are belong to us]
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      CommentAuthortone
    • CommentTimeSep 22nd 2010
     
    ^ Another symptom. Tell us you snore and you're a winner. The first night I wore the CPAP, I woke up feeling like "I haven't had a deep sleep like that since I was a kid."We are the small axe.
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    ^Do not want. . . the CPAP that is. When I've addressed this with a doctor in the past, she essentially said I was crazy (which is true).[all your base are belong to us]
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      CommentAuthorseanile mick
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2010 edited
     
    lnid: i was making french toast in the bathroom while taking down christmas decorations in the house i haven't lived in for 7 years. there were soo many wreaths.somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    I was helping Sean (^you, big boy) set up for some event that involved moving hot charcoals out of a big dirt berm, then all of the sudden the tide came in and i was getting pulled around by the current and Sean was nowhere to be found.

    I also had another dream involving a bunch of my friends storming this apartment i was in, dressed as nuns. But i had some uzis and i shot 'em all up and threw them down the stairwell. But then later we were all hanging out just fine.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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    bahahaha that's so random. i love how unreliable i am when i'm in other people's dreams. joe had a similar one where i just watched him nearly die in a fight.somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    Hahaha. I just remembered that Joe was in the other dream but i don't think he was dressed as a nun. There was a component of it that involved a softball game, so maybe he was there.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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    haha oh man. do you miss us or something?somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    either that or i subconsciously want a threesome with you bothDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2010
     
    Ew.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorZevsInSF
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2010
     
    I had a dream last night that i was was in a classroom. One of my exes was there. But she looked like a different polish girl i met recently. We were meeting like transfer students or something. Then eventually when everyone left the room suddenly turned into a room in a beachside house. I was living there, the mother was the mom from the Suite life of zach and cody, there were siblings, and some new guy who was tryin to make a good impression. It was cheesier than a brady bunch short... but then people started singing, lonely like, and walking around... then as I was starting to enjoy the singing I woke up.

    There are also lots more details i just cant remember.EPIC! Stratton: ^fwiw he did in fact have a map out.... ...while riding.... ...with no hands.... ..on fire*...
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    Jeff was trying to teach me how to jump over something with my bike. it didn't work so good.YO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
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      CommentAuthorcdrebbel
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2010
     
    You almost had it! Keep trying! I believe in ya, kiddo.Fuck yeah.