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    surprisefries:Next time I'm on a computer with MS Paint, and someone reminds me.

    DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 16th 2013
     
    We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    ack i forgot your ink. sorry bro.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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    This afternoon I had a nap. I dreamt that my bike had a front aerospoke. People kept asking me what it was, and I was responding that it was "an off-centered Skyway mag wheel," even thought I knew it wasn't. Also, the one on my bike was NOT off center.

    Discus.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorBlitz
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2013
     
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    Your subconscious wishes you were cooler?DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2013
     
    NAH BRO DOZE ABSWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2013 edited
     
    LNID that maggiefresh and I successfully broke out of prison with our gay, partnered roommates and their friend. We immediately booked it to our place, whereupon our roommates decided they were tired and wanted to nap. I said "you know, they're going to look here. Like, probably first." and they replied "Eh, we'll work something out. We're tired." as they pulled the covers to their chins and went to sleep. I asked Maggie what she was thinking and she said "tired, what about you?" I said "sure, I want a nap too but I think we need to get the fuck out of here." She agreed and we started packing. As I was packing a pocket knife, sleeping bag, and other camping stuff, I was rattling off things we needed to do: get cash, turn off the gps on our phones, probably ditch the phones all together, swap the license plate on my car out... You know, I was starting to get a little stressed. And then I woke up and told Maggie about it. I said I was so grateful that we weren't actually on the run from the cops and didn't have to do all that shit because it sounds like it sucks. She gave me a sleepy hug, smiled, and said "Yeah, I hate running too." (amputee joke)We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthortinyhonkshus
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2014 edited
     
    LNID that I was at a Victorian house with a big porch on Center St in Brookline (behind the arcade-ish) and I was supposed to be taking this take-home test about probability distributions, which I don't know anything about, but for some reason I thought that it was just a lack of focus keeping me from being able to answer the questions. Then there was a talking cat that looked like a shiba inu and the talking cat's mom which looked like a smush-faced orange tabby wearing a toupee, but could also talk. There was also a baby deer that ran at me, and I sorta slapped it and it made a funny noise. Then this guy rode by on his bike and slid on ice and crashed into a snowbank, cartoon style with his legs straight up in the air and he was like "GET EM OFF ME" and I was like "wut" and he was like "THE CLIPLESS SHOES, THEY DID THIS" and when I went to help him take them off they had skiboot fastenings (like where you have to poke with your pole to detach from the skis) and around this time I started thinking "I bombed a test and there's a talking cat, this is proooooobably a dream" and everyone was making fun of me for thinking so. Including the talking cat.

    eta: I've been having crazy dreams since they switched my birth control pills in October.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthornerdo
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2014
     
    Last night I dreamed I was playing out a pretty intense online Risk move. This is probably the nerdiest and, sadly, the most accurate reflection of my life in dream-form I have ever had.

    In other news, anybody wanna play online Risk?Worstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2014
     
    LNID about aliens and marianna
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2014
     
    Dora and I were looking in a refrigerator and saw that she was getting abducted by fridge aliens that steal people from their kitchens
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    God I wishi mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    Sedition's bike was in my dream last night, but he wasn't riding it, and that's all I rememberi mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    ^ I had not seen this post till just now. Last night I had a dream that I was riding a bike, but it was not mine, because I wasn't sure where mine was, and I had no idea who's bike I was riding. Clearly, I had misplace my dream bike into your dream.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    thats freakin hilarioussomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
    • CommentAuthorerie
    • CommentTimeJul 4th 2014
     
    Sounds like Murakami's next book.
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    LNID I was watching a sikk edit of Ganzi bombing down glaciers 'n' shit. Then at some point I think I went into the video and was also rippin' it and it was rad.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJul 14th 2014
     
    erie:Sounds like Murakami's next book.
    hehWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthora_lion
    • CommentTimeJul 14th 2014
     
    dreamed a few days ago i was hanging out with cav and his family. everything else was totally normal, watching movies, making reasonable jokes for the circumstances, but with mark cavendish & co.That may be my favorite DQ of all time - nerdo
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    Last night I dreamted that I was about to die/get exploded into bits.

    I was at home. Doin' some stuff. This beeping started going off. I realized this beeping to be last few seconds of super powerful time bomb that someone had placed in my bedroom. I hit the deck behind my bed, and knew I was about to die in a horrifically violent manner. The beeping stopped, and there was that 1 second moment of suspense waiting for the bomb to blow..and then I woke-up. It was one of those super-space-crazy-realistic dreams.

    But here is the kicker, right before the bomb was about to blow-up, I said what would have been my last words, "It's on. I'm coming for you." This was a directed threat towards *GOD*, in that I would soon be seeing him for "judgment," and I intended to kick his ass for all the fucked-up shit that has gone down "in his backyard."

    I hope when I actually die, I can manage to say something that bad-ass. I'm sure it will prolly be something far more like, "ughhhhh."All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    chr|s sedition:But here is the kicker, right before the bomb was about to blow-up, I said what would have been my last words, "It's on. I'm coming for you." This was a directed threat towards *GOD*, in that I would soon be seeing him for "judgment," and I intended to kick his ass for all the fucked-up shit that has gone down "in his backyard."
    i am cracking the fuck up.
    at least get it in your will that that's what needs to be written on your tombstonesomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    You may in fact be a Klingon.

    The timing of waking up made me remember that LNID I hit a pothole while FLYING down Beacon Street and was able to experience, in the moment, the perception of losing my grip on the bars, the bike flying away, and being projected like three or four stories straight up into the air. I woke up when I instinctively bent my knees to cushion the landing.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeAug 3rd 2014
     
    sedition and t-honks get A+sWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeSep 3rd 2014
     
    A few nights ago, I had this awesome dream that I had sex with one of your wives. It went really well.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    LNID that a dude* refused to have sex with me because I insisted on using a condom.

    WHAT IS MY LIFE

    *rando dream person, thanks for askingi mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    it's ok, i got shot a few timessomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
    • CommentAuthorryan t
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2014
     
    it's a dream you don't need a fucking condom
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    thanks for explaining thati mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    ryan t:it's a dream you don't need a fucking condom
    what other kinds are there?somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
    • CommentAuthorryan t
    • CommentTimeOct 18th 2014
     
    haha

    The only sex related dream that I sorta remember was where I somehow signed on to be in this porno that was being shot in a supermarket. So I get there and there were like 20 people standing around, and the the director was like "Ok now everyone start doggin' someone, and we'll film it!" So everyone was kind of awkwardly mingling, and I was just like, uh I gotta get out of here...
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    ryan t:it's a dream you don't need a fucking condom


    I dunno. You don't wanna get dream STI's. Or dream prego!

    LNID, I had parked my car in a city that was a weird SF and European mix. Small streets. Hilly. Anyways. When I was coming back to the car I see the electrician from BUMC unbolting a U bike rack which my bike (not one I have, but in the dream I knew it was mine. It was a crappy hybrid) is locked to. I offer to move it and he says thanks cause he is doing some sort of maintenance. I go to get the lock key from my car which is parked across the street (it's one lane total, so like 10 feet away), and the car is gone. Maintenance guy says it was towed and I can't park there. I started to panic and woke up. Stupid dream.

    WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    dream condoms (and real ones) don't prevent dream pregnancy. ask me how I know.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    hold on, real condoms don't prevent dream pregnancy?!

    do I have to pay for dream children to go to dream college?You said time was infinite, so why the watch wrapped around your wrist?
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2014
     
    Dude, don't even fuck around like that. Teh dream promiscuous get dreammurdered.

    We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    I'll be in the HoloShed.'Cause i always say i love you when i mean turn out the lights.
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    ^and </thread></alexiskillingit>clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    LNID that I bought a suuuuper sick frame in German (that I somehow new was made in Switzerland?) for like 150 euro, it had this Vicious Cycles-style design of hot pink and blue flames on a black background and it was like, more Lisa Frank than badass and it was sooo goood, but then I got back to the states and I was like "this is a road bike, and by definition will not fit me, I have to sell it without trying it out for size" which I was sorta bummed about but then I went to Superb to sell it, and they paid me $6,272 for it, and I was like "BALLS TO ALL YALL, I'M BUYING A BROMPTON" and then I woke up. I'm actually kinda glad I wanted a Brompton more than the flame bike in my dream, because I'm probably going to buy a Brompton next year, but the flame bike would have been totally lost forever when I woke up.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    hahahaha thats fantasticsomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    indeed.

    I have to figure out how to justify a Brompton.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
    • CommentAuthorryan t
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2014 edited
     
    I just had a dream that I was at home, and there just happened to be a CX race going on near my place. So I ran over and asked a spectator what group was going next, and they said, "5's maybe?" Worried that they were speaking out of ignorance I asked someone else, and they said the 2's were next. Getting more frustrated I asked a third person, and he said "the 4's are starting in 20 minutes". I thought "Great! I have just enough time to grab my bike, put on a kit and register!" And then I realized that I had taken the wheels off my bike and left them in Boston (which is true).
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    I had a dream last night that I was at summer camp and there were several attacking grizzly bears in the area and we were trying to get away from/barricade ourselves from the bears. They were real fast, the bears.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    that sounds horrifying.

    I had a dream the other night that I met David Plotz in a bar and talked about his new-ish podcast, Working. Then I met Sara Koenig and talked about Serial. Probably the nerdiest dream I have ever had.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2014 edited
     
    Chris Sedition had a gift for me that he was super psyched about. When he showed up, he gave me a case of twenty 3.5" floppy disks with a prankish smile, along with a usb floppy drive and said it was a new video game. Presumably, he'd converted it to floppy to give me the old school experience. I laughed and said "what, you couldn't have put it on 5.25s?" and then I woke up. Good stuff.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthor6kidz
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2014
     
    Did you have an erection?"Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2014
     
    Let's just say I scheduled extra therapy sessions this week.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    Last night I dreamt that...

    My own doppelgänger was lingering in the woods around where me and my mom were living. We were scared to leave the house because of what he would do to us. He kept getting closer and closer. We decided to get into the car and make a break for it. The car wouldn't start. My mom got out of the car, and tried to run back in the house. He attacked her. He and I we wearing the exact same clothes. I attacked him, and pinned him down on his back so that we were face to face. I knew that I had to kill him, or he would keep trying to attack us. The only thing near by for a weapon was peice of bent metal rodding (here is where you might want to stop reading)..I jammed the rod into his eyeball, rupturing it, and then pushed further into his skull, and used the angle of the rod to "stirr"/destroy brain tissue. He stopped moving. I woke up, horrified. I hardly ever have bad dreams, let alone violent ones. Given that I was killing myself in this one...most fucked up dream I've ever had.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
    • CommentAuthorryan t
    • CommentTimeDec 18th 2014
     
    Did you learn how to do that from The Walking Dead?

    So here we go...

    LNID (or the night before actually) that I was in the movie Entrapment; the one where Sean Connery and Katherine Zeta Jones play master thieves. In the dream they were casing some wealth estate under the pretense of art collectors, and talking to the estate owner about buying a particular painting by J.S. Bach (who was not actually a painter). The painting was of this pirate looking guy with an eye patch and false metal teeth. Eventually the owner became suspicious that something was afoot and said, "What are you doing here... why do you actually like this painting!?" Sean Connery then walked over to the table in the middle of the room where the owner had these decorative holiday candy cane shaped cigarettes. He lit one up, then cooly walked over to the painting and lit it on fire. The painting burned away and revealed that there was a priceless jeweled tiara hidden inside the painting. Oh yeah, it was a French tiara... don't ask me what the difference is.
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    best. thread.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeDec 18th 2014
     
    Me and this thread:

    We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks