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    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2014
     
    I think your point system is flawed. Also, maybe they are fat and that was really hard for them.I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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    I bet they didn't even do 50, that would be super boringi mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2014
     
    chr|s sedition:
    I can't even explain how much I couldn't can't.

    I lol'd
    tinyhonkshus:That reminds me of one time in college when I was walking home and Xue rode past me riding no hands because she was holding a pineapple in both of them

    haha!! that rules!!
    ben: Also, maybe they are fat and that was really hard for them.
    mean!Must be awful, being so fluffy.
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    You said time was infinite, so why the watch wrapped around your wrist?
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    plz enjoy this comment thread http://gizmodo.com/how-priority-bicycles-made-a-maintenance-free-bike-fo-1604902566/all

    Did you know that coaster brakes work better for women than handbrakes because we have a lower center of gravity than men?i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    "$350 still sounds like an expensive bike to me. I'm not a hard-core cyclist or anything, but I don't think I've ever owned a bicycle that cost more than $150. I prefer more aggressive tires and front suspension so I can go on the street but also on dirt."All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2014
     
    tinyhonkshus:plz enjoy this comment thread http://gizmodo.com/how-priority-bicycles-made-a-maintenance-free-bike-fo-1604902566/all

    Did you know that coaster brakes work better for women than handbrakes because we have a lower center of gravity than men?

    wow everyone is upset that it doesn't come with lights?!

    my fave blend...i mean comment:
    "Maintenance free since 1900....
    "

    HA!Must be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthorNandy
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2014
     
    aw man, lol.

    Did you know YOU WILL DIE without a front brake on your commuter bike? That's like 70% of your stopping power. If only you had all your weight on top like a man then rim brakes would work."life is hard, cats are soft." - surprisefries
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      CommentAuthoreburgers
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2014
     
    "How is it possible to get the belt in the rear triangular structure?"

    hahahahhahahha1) Stop watching the donkey porn.
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    a front caliper brake is pretty damn low maintenance tho

    chr|s sedition:"$350 still sounds like an expensive bike to me. I'm not a hard-core cyclist or anything, but I don't think I've ever owned a bicycle that cost more than $150. I prefer more aggressive tires and front suspension so I can go on the street but also on dirt."

    so confused when I didn't process the quotation marks at first, ha!DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJul 16th 2014
     
    lolWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    This started out as a TIH but turned into a TIL.
    My mom was in the hospital earlier this week for a few days. She's okay now but my dad just called me after dropping her off at home and told me apparently she told one of the young nurses to go fuck themselves because she felt like he was being too rough on her. I assume he was trying to take blood or something and my mom wasn't cooperating (because she never does.) It's not only funny to me that my 70 year old mom told a nurse to go fuck themselves but I also find it funny that he made a point to tell my dad about it. I'm proud of you, mom. Fuck that guy.'Cause i always say i love you when i mean turn out the lights.
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    tinyhonkshus:plz enjoy this comment thread http://gizmodo.com/how-priority-bicycles-made-a-maintenance-free-bike-fo-1604902566/all

    Did you know that coaster brakes work better for women than handbrakes because we have a lower center of gravity than men?


    oh god the commmmentssssssss
    i feel bad for the creatorYO NOT EVERYBODY GOES TO EAR SCHOOL OK
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    Checking job listings - found this:

    "Working with a team of scientists in house and world wide to develop and implement algorithms for CATMAID, an open source toolkit for navigating, sharing, and collaboratively annotating large image data sets of biological specimens."

    i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2014
     
    My great, great friend who lives in Chicago just got a bike for the first time since childhood. He's 36 and a former amateur boxing champion. He is also three years out from kidney cancer surgery, was recently diagnosed with non-alcoholic fatty liver disease and sleep apnea, then lost a bunch of weight by changing his diet, and is just trying to get back in shape so he can get back into the ring for fun. He got this mountain bike for free from someone and has gone on some pretty long (10-20 mile) rides on this thing around the city. He enjoys the zen of riding, and I think we got another convert. He's been thinking about getting something quicker and lighter.

    Anyway, this weekend he texts me and says "Don't ever become a bike snob. I don't want to hate you." I call him and he tells me this story:

    He was at a light, waiting for it to change, and he looks over and sees two dudes locking up some nice-looking single speed bikes- deep-vees that matched the frame, nice wraps, etc. (In his words: "pretty like an old black guy's Cadillac"). So he's checking the bikes out because he's trying to see what brand they are and maybe price something out for the future.

    Then one of the guys rolls his eyes at him, snorts, and makes a comment to the other guy about my friend's "monkey bike".

    My friend realizes that it was directed at him and calls out to the guys. "Excuse me." The guys look at him again. "Would either of you like a concussion?"

    One of the dudes says "No thank you" and they walk off.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2014
     
    tinyhonkshus:Checking job listings - found this:

    "Working with a team of scientists in house and world wide to develop and implement algorithms for CATMAID, an open source toolkit for navigating, sharing, and collaboratively annotating large image data sets of biological specimens."


    :OMust be awful, being so fluffy.
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2014
     
    This headline just appeared in my google news feed:

    I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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    A facebook friend who has historically been anti-cyclist just posted that he's "starting triathlon training". I look forward to the anti-car rants.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJul 27th 2014
     
    lolWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
    • CommentAuthorsantry
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2014
     
    "I'll just leave this here:"

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    Sarah Palin has her own (online) news channel.
    Best thing to happen to the internet since the Tea Party Community.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2014
     
    ^Haha, amazing.

    When I get on my desktop at home, I will post screencaps of some of the trolling I did on TPC when it came out. It was ridiculous.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2014
     





    We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthoreburgers
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2014
     
    how is that website not getting sued by Facebook for blatantly lifting their site format?? oh, and being full of bigoted trashy thinking1) Stop watching the donkey porn.
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    Maybe FB decided it's just easier/better not to give them any press, or feed their persecution complex. I mean, the whole reason TPC started was because they were tired of being harassed by all the liberals on FB.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2014
     
    What Evan said.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2014
     
    surprisefries:I mean, the whole reason TPC started was because they were tired of being harassed by all the liberals on FB.
    OOOOOPPPPPPPRRRRRREEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNNN


    Also the communist / rebel exchange thing was excellent.I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2014
     
    That site was a deep, dark hole that one does not come out of clean.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    nsfw
    narrated by morgan freemansomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    'Cause i always say i love you when i mean turn out the lights.
    • CommentAuthorJimmyJ
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2014
     
    oh my.
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      CommentAuthorNandy
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2014
     
    just for kicks I searched "bike" in the CL jobs section and found a month-old UA ad the ends with the phrase, "Keep it Wheel!" Thanks, puns make my day."life is hard, cats are soft." - surprisefries
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      CommentAuthorpocky
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2014
     

    Fast-forward to 3:09 if you're too impatient.
    ::lols at Dan's great photoshopping job:: ::slowly stops laughing:: ::googles:: ::kills self:: -tinyhonkshus
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    ^so. so. so. soooooo wonderfulsomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    seanile mick:^so. so. so. soooooo wonderful
    All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    Man, I should really start playing my trombone again.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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    would your trombone bring the milkshake to the yard?somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    only one way to find outDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2014
     
    Trombone party at surprisefries's house on Saturday.
    No chicks.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
    • CommentAuthorJimmyJ
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2014
     
    joeyfresh:Trombone party.


    EUPHEMISM MUCH?
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2014
     
    WHATS THE BIG DEAL ITS JUST A BROJOBWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2014
     
    chr|s sedition:
    seanile mick:^so. so. so. soooooo wonderful

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    JimmyJ:
    joeyfresh:Trombone party.


    EUPHEMISM MUCH?

    HAHA!
    that... didn't even occur to meMust be awful, being so fluffy.
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    Nandy:just for kicks I searched "bike" in the CL jobs section and found a month-old UA ad the ends with the phrase, "Keep it Wheel!" Thanks, puns make my day.

    yayyy!Naaaah, too uncool for the #messlyfe. I just like to hang out in loading docks and pretend to talk on my radio so that people will like me. - Mfratt
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    Right now I am on a bus from NYC to Boston. We just passed a car on the mass pike. In the passenger seat of the car was an old woman, with a HUGE pillow in her lap. Sitting on the pillow, looking out the window, was her cat. I burst out laughing, causing a small "scene" on the bus.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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    Shit My Russian Co-Worker Says: (Ok, first watch this video of a contemporary pop hit. All of it. Trust me, it will become relevant. After you have watched video, proceed to below text). Video 01

    Did you watch the video?

    Really? All of it?

    What is coming wont be funny unless you have seen all of the video....last chance...

    So, tonight that video was on at work. My Russian co-worker says, "Not as good as Russian version." I respond, "There is a Russian version?" He says, "Girl in Russian village made her own version. Here. Let me find." He then shows me this. Video 02

    Translated, the title of the video is "Our Response to Sanctions." He also added, "This. This is how we do laundry in Russian village" (re the river scene in Russian version).All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    1. The Kiesza video is awesome, and the song was a contender for song of the summer.

    2. The Russian version is fucking awesome.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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    Wouldve been better if they filmed it on dashcanssomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    Shit My Russian Co-Worker Says: "When I go back to Russia I had anxiety. Doctor give me anxiety pills. I take one. It do nothing. Next time I take two. I wake up on bathroom floor."All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    What does a nosy hot pepper do?





    It gets jalapeƱo business!DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D