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    Mostly for the JKAPS v SEDITION hikyu battle, but post your hikyu comments on bikes, funny news articles, life, etc here.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeMar 5th 2013
     
    LARGE WHEEL IS FASTER
    THE UCI INTERFERES
    BALLS CAUGHT IN TIRE

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    ^ Omg. I love this thread already.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    Washington state lawmaker backpedals after saying cyclists pollute by breathing

    BEIKS KAUS POLUSHUN?
    JKAPS KAUSES BY TYPIN'
    SPOKE CARD LITTERINGAll you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2013
     
    BITCHDITION ILL GET TO YOU LATER FOR NOW IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS WEATHER

    RAIN RAIN GO AWAY
    COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY
    NO WAIT SUCK MY BALLSWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    Not mine, but thought I'd share...

    A Pi-Ku



    Three point one four one
    Five nine two six five three five
    Eight nine. And so on.
    clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthorZevsInSF
    • CommentTimeMar 14th 2013
     
    If you have to push
    harder than you expect to,
    it's gonna be poop.EPIC! Stratton: ^fwiw he did in fact have a map out.... ...while riding.... ...with no hands.... ..on fire*...
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeMar 14th 2013 edited
     
    VectoredZev for Mod:If you have to push
    harder than you expect to,
    it's gonna be poop.



    ew ew ew ew ew
    ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
    ew ew ew ew grossWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    ^ epicAll you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    chr|s sedition:^ epic


    What'd I do now? Is this some sort of commentary about my character or something? *sobs quietly*clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthorZevsInSF
    • CommentTimeMar 14th 2013
     
    joeyfresh:ew gross
    Says the guy with a signature about clown barf.EPIC! Stratton: ^fwiw he did in fact have a map out.... ...while riding.... ...with no hands.... ..on fire*...
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    says the guy who just did a haiku about poopingsomebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeMar 14th 2013
     
    Question for the boards:
    What's up with Zev and feces?
    He's fixed (heh) on it.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeMar 14th 2013 edited
     
    Also


    You misunderstand
    Clown barf is a colo(u)rway-
    and it can be art.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    Ah, the thread is for
    Haikus and shit and bike talk
    This must be b-fixed.
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      CommentAuthorZevsInSF
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2013
     
    Boston Fixed dot us
    Only the highest level
    wizards are allowedEPIC! Stratton: ^fwiw he did in fact have a map out.... ...while riding.... ...with no hands.... ..on fire*...
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    ^ Win.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorBlitz
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2013
     
    HAI see what KU did there.
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      CommentAuthorpocky
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2013
     
    I can't believe I didn't know about these till today:
    ::lols at Dan's great photoshopping job:: ::slowly stops laughing:: ::googles:: ::kills self:: -tinyhonkshus
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    Haikus are the worst
    They really suck for real yo
    Now stop your yakking.
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd 2013
     
    last night i dreamt that
    rob thomas and santana
    got high and ate snacks

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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeMay 5th 2013 edited
     
    Cheez:Haikus are the worst
    They really suck for real yo
    Now stop your yakking.


    THE INEPT ONES HATE
    REAL TALK: WHEN YOU DISS THE KU
    YOU DISS YOURSELF BITCHWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    dammit i forgot
    this was the haiku thread but
    alcohol can fixi mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    ^^

    words can hurt real bad
    but your words are butter shit
    now lets go be nice.
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    This haiku war of words is going to end badly for me.
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    WE STAND KU SENTRY
    WATCHING OVER RIGHTEOUS TRUTH;
    KU BIGGER THAN CHEEZAll you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    CENTRAL SQ SUNSHINE
    STOP FOR FOOD AND POETRY
    KU KU HOT POT RICEAll you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2013 edited
     
    Cheez:^^
    words can hurt real bad
    but your words are butter shit
    now lets go be nice.

    I HAVE OFTEN LAUGHED
    AT WEAKLINGS WHO MAKE VIRTUE
    OF THEIR CLAWLESSNESS

    THIS BUTTER SHIT GOES
    ON THE CORNY SHIT YOU POP
    WHILE YOU WATCH MY SHOW


    I'M DONE WITH YOU FOR NOW CHEEZ

    SHOUT OUTS TO BIG SEDITION


    BROTHER SEDITION
    WORTHY FRIEND AND WORTHY FOE
    OUR SPARRING HONES SKILLS

    UNITED ONE CAUSE
    KU TANG CLAN SOLDIERS IN ARMS
    KU BIGGER THAN ALLWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthornerdo
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2013
     
    ^Epic.Worstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
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    UNITED ONE CAUSE
    KU TANG CLAN SOLDIERS IN ARMS
    KU BIGGER THAN ALL

    Oh shit. Ku Tang. World better step. Kuface Killa'All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    KU-R-S ONE WOULD
    HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY RIGHT NOW
    WORD UP, BOOGIE DOWN
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    PARIS, TRUE KU MAN
    BUSH KILLA', LIMERICK HATER
    BEATS WERE FUNKIERAll you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2013
     
    OLD SCHOOL OR OLD MAN?
    BLACKBELT IN NOSTALGIA-FU
    GET OFF HIS DAMNED LAWNWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2013
     
    Also, here is a set of three I wrote that were inspired by my skinned and gashed arm:


    Bright shredded beat skin
    My fevered flesh starts stitching
    without being willed

    A bloodbath up close,
    we do not judge the murders
    of war among cells

    Reverent in pain,
    I ache awestruck at the worlds
    beneath consciousness.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorBlitz
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2013
     
    I don't like haiku
    Except I'm writing one now
    Much prefer lim'ricks
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    ^
    DEATH TO INFIDEL!
    THE FINAL SOLUTION TO
    THE LIMERICK QUESTIONAll you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorBlitz
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2013
     
    Humor's way more fun.
    Haikus always underwhelm.
    Now the truth is told.
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    ^
    TO BE EXPECTED
    SIMPLE MINDS CAN'T GRASP THE DEPTH
    LOTUS FLOWER TURNSAll you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorBlitz
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2013
     
    You wish you could rhyme.
    Lim'ricks are a form of art;
    Haiku is just math.
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    ^ joey, can you handle this one?All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorBlitz
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2013
     
    Hope you understand
    I don't mean any harm here
    Chris, es tut mir leid.
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    Blitz:You wish you could rhyme.
    Lim'ricks are a form of art;
    Haiku is just math.


    MATH IS AWESOME THOUGH
    JOEY FRESH IS CRYING BRO
    LIM'KU COMBO, YO
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    BAM!All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    Blitz:Hope you understand
    I don't mean any harm here
    Chris, es tut mir leid.


    ONLY SEE HUMOR!
    LIMERICKS ARE JUST...UNCHRISTIAN!
    THE DARK LORD DEVOURS!All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorBlitz
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2013
     
    You've got me all wrong!
    Since when is pref'rence a crime?
    P.S. CRUISE CONTROL???
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      CommentAuthornerdo
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2013 edited
     
    The limerick is so amateurish
    with meter that gives me a death wish.
    Don't make me dislike you,
    Blitz, stick with the haiku
    and leave all your rhymes to the Irish.Worstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
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    :Oi mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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    BFG is, like, totally poety fighting right now. I feel like I'm at a local Open Mic event that is black with menace, and with an occasional, jarring and controversial font.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorBlitz
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2013
     
    When limericks are what you choose
    To belittle, insult or abuse,
    At least I'd expect
    That you'd do it correct,
    But instead your delivery's obtuse.

    The attempt made above is just weak.
    I'm amazed you can actually speak!
    It truly takes wit,
    And humor, a bit,
    To compose such a lim'rick this sleek.

    If we were such close-knitted friends,
    You wouldn't, in fact, then pretend
    To know me so well
    From the words that I spell
    Or the the prose that I aim to defend.

    But since I'm a kind-hearted soul,
    I'll cease with attempting to troll
    This thread of haikus,
    And I'll kindly excuse
    Myself, and onwards I'll roll.
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    *APPLAUSE*All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.