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      CommentAuthornerdo
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2013
     
    Blah blah blah blah blah
    onward rushes foolishness
    from Blitz's wide maw.Worstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
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    http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/05/02/180532424/send-your-haiku-to-mars-nasa-seeks-poets
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    KALE AND YUM! TO GO!
    MUST RETURN ITEM TO YOU
    TUPPERWARE NOT MINEAll you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2013
     
    HA HA HA HA HA
    WAS OUT OF TOWN THIS WEEKEND
    WILL REPLY BY TEXTWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthor6kidz
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2013
     
    IS WHISPER BROKEN?
    BOSTON FIXED IS SERIOUS
    NO CHIT CHAT HERE PLEASE"Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2013
     
    WATCHED A CYCLIST CRASH
    STRANGE QUESTIONS AND BLOOD SEEPED OUT
    OF HIS PALE FACE
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    Wow my chainline sucks
    Click clack click clack I need a
    Short bottom brackeet.
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      CommentAuthor6kidz
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2013
     
    FIXED GEAR PROBLEMS, EH?
    TRY A ROAD BIKE ON FOR SIZE
    SERIOUSLY, DOGGY"Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
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    I have a road bike
    Trek 420 super fly
    Only for long trips
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      CommentAuthornerdo
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2013
     
    Long trips sink ships, yo
    Fixie rides: Five miles max here
    Get with the lame-gramWorstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
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    Bored at parent's house
    Laminate apocalypse
    New spoke cards for me

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    Image and video hosting by TinyPicAll you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    most excellent work
    no really, these are kick-ass
    a round of applauseDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2013
     
    my bike is real neat
    but yours is pretty cool too
    pass me the weed bro

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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2013 edited
     
    dood wait up for me
    yo i thought we were still cool
    yr thing looks funny

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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2013
     
    this thread. omg i can't.
    at first it was annoying.
    now, eyes water. LOL.Must be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2013
     
    OMG and LOL count as one, btwMust be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthorhowl
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2013
     
    Those Brookline turkeys
    boy, they just don't give a fuck.
    Thanksgiving's coming.Troglodytarum is latin for troll
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 20th 2013
     
    I hear killer bees
    I feel a million sharp stings
    Wu-Tang haiku swarmWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 20th 2013
     
    Hip hop: Tao's flower
    True haiku come from within,
    True rhymes from far eastWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 20th 2013
     
    For all your mothers:
    As the reed's bends serve the wind,
    Your moms' kneels serve me.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeNov 20th 2013 edited
     
    Yo, I don't serve wind.
    Oh, wait. You didn't mean me.
    Sounds like my name, though.I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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    Killer Bs on Mom's knees
    Ben and Joey get real fresh
    YO! BFG RapsAll you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeNov 26th 2013
     
    ROLL UP TO THE BEACH
    EVERYONE'S LOOKING AT US
    HON, YOU'RE SQUISHING ME


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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeNov 26th 2013
     
    SAFE FOR THE CITY
    A FABULOUS NEW IDEA
    CRANKS ON THE LEFT THO


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      CommentAuthornerdo
    • CommentTimeNov 26th 2013 edited
     
    EDIT: Whoops! I meant,
    "Amazing graphic design.
    Oh shit, haiku thread."Worstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 26th 2013
     
    death of a sensei
    skies threaten rain in Boston
    I am ronin nowWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 26th 2013
     
    inevitable
    blown leaves that never rebloom
    the men I love dieWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorNandy
    • CommentTimeNov 26th 2013
     
    Nat saw you today
    Out in front of 6 Beacon
    You looked dif'rent shaved

    (haiku by Nat, to joeyfresh)"life is hard, cats are soft." - surprisefries
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      CommentAuthor6kidz
    • CommentTimeNov 27th 2013
     
    Fage Greek Yogurt
    Spilled all over my crotch
    This doesn't look good"Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeNov 27th 2013
     
    "Yogurt." Sure it is.
    We're all friends here. Be honest -
    Did you get his name?I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 27th 2013
     
    It could have been "her".
    Female ejaculation
    is not a myth, sir!We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorBlitz
    • CommentTimeNov 27th 2013
     
    Five syllables here.
    Seven syllables this line.
    Five more syllables.
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    ^ meta, mega.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    sedition is just
    a few syllables short but,
    well, who is counting.i mean that looks like a 10 cat bag, easy
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJan 15th 2014
     
    Andy:Nat saw you today
    Out in front of 6 Beacon
    You looked dif'rent shaved

    (haiku by Nat, to joeyfresh)


    Oh hey, sup there Nat
    I'm rarely in Downtown
    Pleasure to see youWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJan 15th 2014
     
    For all my bfixed peeps who don't like me enough to be facebook friends: FYI I AM WRITING A HAIKU PER DAY FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE AS AN EXERCISE

    If you have a topic to suggest, please suggest it and I will add it to the list and give you the poem as a thank you when I get to it.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2014
     


    Can we do this for real?We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthortyler
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2014
     
    attention you nerds
    I got some poems I need
    proofread, who's in eh?


    *by this I mean critical feedback rather than "yeah I like it / this stinks". I'm preparing for submissions but I've been working with this group of poems so long - I need some fresh eyes.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2014
     
    Oh you need FRESH eyes?
    Send them to me.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2014
     
    Also: ATTN nerdo.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthornerdo
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2014
     
    What? Somebody say poetry?Worstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
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    Sedition eyes are also available.All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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      CommentAuthornerdo
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2014
     
    Who knew there were so many poetry nerds on here.Worstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2014
     
    Like neutering cats
    Boston "fixed" ur poetry
    BIKE PIC DICK JOKE COPWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthornerdo
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2014
     
    I just remembered an alleycat from like 2005 that involved writing haiku at a checkpoint. What was that? Maybe it was something in NYC. We should reinstate this idea. Baiku!Worstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
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      CommentAuthortyler
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2014
     
    All interested parties whisper me your emails and I'll send over the packet. I'll buy the beers if you wanna meet about it
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    joeyfresh:Like neutering cats
    Boston "fixed" ur poetry
    BIKE PIC DICK JOKE COP


    Official BostonFixed haiku right here.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeJan 24th 2014
     
    We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2014
     
    AY YO BITCH-DITION
    ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE FOUGHT
    STEP UP AND GET SERVEDWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    DAIRY QUEEN SOFT SERVE,
    ALL YOU DELIVER THESE DAYS,
    LIKE A SERVICE-WENCHAll you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.