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      CommentAuthorwirktk88
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013
     
    Doug Gibson.
    Fake name I used in a court hearing a while back in order to keep a friend from getting charged. It worked.
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    My dorm's fake name to give to Campus Security was Richard Jonnes. There was a female one too but I don't remember it.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorNandy
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013
     
    I'm surprised Dick Butkus hasn't been mentioned. There's also some awesome roller derby names out there, I'll try to remember some when I get off work."life is hard, cats are soft." - surprisefries
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    Noah VanderhoffDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthor6kidz
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013
     
    Zimm Drender."Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
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      CommentAuthorissues
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013
     
    Art Vandelay
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013
     
    Spean Libbs
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013
     
    Glap Hendsley
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013
     
    Rolm Terton
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013
     
    Penis Jones
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013
     
    Harris Pillips
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013
     
    Dora DrexlerWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthornerdo
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013 edited
     
    Dwayne Dibbley. Has that been done yet?Worstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
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      CommentAuthorissues
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013
     
    Bill Brasky
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    Garth AlgarDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2013
     
    joeyfresh:Dora Drexler
    lolI have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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      CommentAuthor6kidz
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2013
     
    Flex Freredd"Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2013
     
    ben:
    joeyfresh:Dora Drexler
    lol

    HAHA
    you guys are freaks :DMust be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2013
     
    i'm surprised no one has mentioned the classic

    Ben and Eileen DoverMust be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2013
     
    all of my fake names are from car talk

    http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits
    OMFG THERE ARE SO MANY

    Customer Service Specialist Begonia Payne-Diaz
    Plumber's Crack Apologist Lucy Lastic
    Accounts Payable Administrator Imelda Czechs!!! HAHAHAHA
    Airline Seat Tester Wilma Butfit!
    Asphalt Contractor Luciano Pavearoadi for the double guido reference, very nice
    Cabinet Maker L. Ron Cupboard

    also don't forget about L. Ron ChubbardMust be awful, being so fluffy.
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2013 edited
     
    I signed up for a work event as Ben Dover once, and people started asking me who this other Ben was and why they hadn't met him before.


    ETA: My coworkers are slow.I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2013
     
    dora:
    ben:
    joeyfresh:Dora Drexler
    lol

    HAHA
    you guys are freaks :D


    Logan "The Man" Cacioppo-Drexler
    Shredder McCleary
    ...and idk what josh's ferrets are called :( .... Squeaky and Lloyd MorrisMust be awful, being so fluffy.
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    Day-old seafood chef, Amelia Loos
    bicycle tester, Mya Certz
    Ralph Kramden impersonator, Mohammed Ahamana Hamana

    <3 <3 <3DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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    also my highschool fake name, Oliver KlozhovDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2013
     
    A+++ ^ & ^^ :DMust be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthorNandy
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2013
     
    Aw man. Thank you, Dora.

    Boston Traffic Director Laura Biden"life is hard, cats are soft." - surprisefries
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      CommentAuthorissues
    • CommentTimeOct 23rd 2013
     
    Aid to Boston Traffic Director: Vera Bruptly.

    Or Lane Closure.
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeOct 24th 2013
     
    Bilton Yuralf
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      CommentAuthor6kidz
    • CommentTimeOct 24th 2013
     
    Jeed Fashte"Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeOct 24th 2013
     
    Slen "Slim" Fulli
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeOct 24th 2013
     
    Tump and Frink Dunkel
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      CommentAuthorNuggetross
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2013
     
    randy plungus.
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2013
     
    SHUT UP PLUNGUS




    fusilli jerryMust be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2013
     
    Weem Cubblelumb
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    Nunia Bidnis

    Herb Smolka

    Bernie ShulmanYou said time was infinite, so why the watch wrapped around your wrist?
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      CommentAuthorpocky
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2013
     

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_Simpsons_Prank_Calls::lols at Dan's great photoshopping job:: ::slowly stops laughing:: ::googles:: ::kills self:: -tinyhonkshus
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeOct 30th 2013
     
    DAN FTW!!Must be awful, being so fluffy.
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    and </thread>clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeOct 31st 2013
     
    HEY EVERYBODY I'M A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTTMust be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthordora
    • CommentTimeOct 31st 2013
     
    hello this is Hugh JassMust be awful, being so fluffy.
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      CommentAuthor6kidz
    • CommentTimeOct 31st 2013
     
    Gip Piggit"Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
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    Jackie PaperDFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2013
     
    dora:HEY EVERYBODY I'M A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
    Well we like you anyway.I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2013
     
    Tamerlan TsarnaevWe'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorwirktk88
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2013
     
    Gyorgy Csizmadia.
    Some guy I just had to write a letter to.
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      CommentAuthor6kidz
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2013
     
    Trijh Tetett"Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2013
     
    dora:hello this is Hugh Jass
    Too far, Zev.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    Brett DikemanYou said time was infinite, so why the watch wrapped around your wrist?
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      CommentAuthor6kidz
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2013
     
    paul jameson:Brett Dikeman


    Cross thread win."Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
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      CommentAuthorpocky
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2013
     
    Sataporn Pornpromlikit, who was from Middlesex High School in Bangkok, Thailand.
    He is real. I went to school with him. I shit you not.::lols at Dan's great photoshopping job:: ::slowly stops laughing:: ::googles:: ::kills self:: -tinyhonkshus