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    IM GLAD MORGAN KILLED THAT GUYYou said time was infinite, so why the watch wrapped around your wrist?
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    DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 16th 2013
     
    6kidz is turning into a mormon.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeOct 16th 2013
     
    joeyfresh:6kidz is turning into a mom.
    I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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      CommentAuthor6kidz
    • CommentTimeOct 16th 2013 edited
     
    yep"Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 16th 2013
     
    Just with your mom and her mom.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
    • CommentAuthorLoveBuzz
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2013
     
    Hey everyone,
    Had my 2012 Cinelli Vigorelli stolen from Danehey Park over by Sherman St. It was locked up to a thick black chain that unbeknownst to me could be lifted off its hinges, so until my U-Lock is effectively removed, it will be hanging from the too tube.
    The frame is 54cm black and yellow, with Cinelli in big white block lettering, with Vigorelli in white across the top tube. It has a Sugino Zen Chainring and Sugino 47 crank arm with baskets with yellow leather straps, Miche Picardo rims, Thomson setback seat post attached to a red Fizik Aliante saddle, a Thomson elite 31 stem with a bell as a spacer and Cinelli Mash handlebars with Cinelli black bar tape.

    If anyone sees it, please email me at muccigreg@gmail.com or jump kick the prick off the bike (unless he has a black Freight Bag and a Superb cycling cap because that's me).
    Thanks.
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      CommentAuthor6kidz
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2013 edited
     


    Did this guy take it?

    Just kidding hope it turns up."Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
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      CommentAuthorissues
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013 edited
     
    Should I be concerned? :

    There's a bright blue Falcon Competitor (late 80s-early 90s), 531 lugged frame, maybe 58cm, complete Shimano 105 groupset, white stem, white brake hoods, matching cable housing and bar tape (bright orange), with a slammed seatpost and dropbars turned bum bar-style currently locked-up in the courtyard of the Harvard Kennedy School with a cable lock seriously thinner than a pencil. Maybe I'm being presumptuous, but it makes me think that maybe the bike is hot. Or, of course, it could just be that the owner is a bit of a dumbass.
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      CommentAuthoreburgers
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013
     
    ^likely option #2.

    Apparently two kids tried to steal my bike today but were stymied by the U-lock, and went on to snip some other bike a bit farther down the street. The convenience store owner (who is relaying this story to me) chased them down, got the bike back and called the cops. I will never by another gallon of milk from anyone else, ever. What a champ.1) Stop watching the donkey porn.
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      CommentAuthorseanile mick
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013 edited
     
    awesome, what store?somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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      CommentAuthoreburgers
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2013
     
    Giovannis, corner of Columbus Ave & Camden1) Stop watching the donkey porn.
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    for real? been there plenty, never wouldve thought anyone who worked there could get excited about anything.somebody turn the lights off on this place already.
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    That is a good place.Naaaah, too uncool for the #messlyfe. I just like to hang out in loading docks and pretend to talk on my radio so that people will like me. - Mfratt
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    Crosspost from Stolen Terry friend of Joe thread:

    Hey ya'll I was referred to you by Joeyfresh, tryna recover my stolen Terry.

    It's a retro Terry bike, taken outside of BMC in the Southend on 10/23/13. like the pic below except pink. 52", black grip tape, brake shifters (only one is functional) AND tube shifters. Any help is appreciated! It kind of stands out and is hard to miss. Any help would be so greatly appreciated! meghan.hynes@gmail.com 202-294-1930

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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2013
     
    I hope your bike turns up, Meghan.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorBuckley!
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2013 edited
     
    .The kid's gotta learn that the game never lets up.
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    joeyfresh:I hope your bike turns up, Meghan.
    All you white kids look alike when you're still covered in baby fat, so I was getting bored with the non-stop WASP parade.
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    Cheez:Crosspost from Stolen Terry friend of Joe thread:

    Hey ya'll I was referred to you by Joeyfresh, tryna recover my stolen Terry.

    It's a retro Terry bike, taken outside of BMC in the Southend on 10/23/13. like the pic below except pink. 52", black grip tape, brake shifters (only one is functional) AND tube shifters. Any help is appreciated! It kind of stands out and is hard to miss. Any help would be so greatly appreciated! meghan.hynes@gmail.com 202-294-1930



    Any more details re how/where it was taken @ BMC. Some of us also lock-up around there and would love more info.

    Hope ya find it. Will keep my eyes open for it.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2013 edited
     
    ^OOOOhhhh.... please do tell me more about this!


    edit: great, now my comment makes me look like an ass. thanks, you authoritarian mod space dildos.I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2013
     
    pcheappandora, first I'm going to cut the power to your home in the middle of the night. Then, I'm going to sneak in through that unlocked bathroom window and kill the golden retriever with a hammer. After that, I'm coming up to your bedroom to stick a knife in your stomach. As the look of confusion crosses your face and you waken to your own murder, I just smile and whisper that your life was loveless and meaningless.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    Someone picked the wrong day to stop huffing glue.
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      CommentAuthor6kidz
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2013
     
    DQ what happened here?"Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
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    Spambot attack.Naaaah, too uncool for the #messlyfe. I just like to hang out in loading docks and pretend to talk on my radio so that people will like me. - Mfratt
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2013
     
    I love it when spambots visit because it's the only time I feel free to write murder poetry.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorBlitz
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2013
     
    Oh man, I need a new watch...
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      CommentAuthoreburgers
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2013
     
    I am eagerly anticipating more murder poetry pieces1) Stop watching the donkey porn.
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 30th 2013
     
    Mods, please do not delete spam attacks unless they are particularly annoying or no one responds to them.
    Eric, I'll write more murder poetry soon. I had an idea about the watch spammer, a Brazilian drug gang, and a tire fire.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeOct 30th 2013
     
    Also, just found out the stolen Terry was found and returned to its owner. No dramatic story. It was found on campus and the campus popo held onto it.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    joeyfresh:Mods, please do not delete spam attacks unless they are particularly annoying or no one responds to them.
    Eric, I'll write more murder poetry soon. I had an idea about the watch spammer, a Brazilian drug gang, and a tire fire.


    Is this because otherwise you look bonkers.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    I have been banning the accounts but not deleting the comments.DFL and DTF :D:D:D:D
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    Friends bike was stolen today in Jp, between 12 and 4. Sections of the porch were cut out to get the locked bike. See here for a picture: http://instagram.com/p/gRKQDaRb-9/Take-off everything but your rainboots
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    ^not trying to troll, but picture is super generic bianchi-greenish. brand, converted, etc? also...are those PEGS?
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    smoothness:^not trying to troll, but picture is super generic bianchi-greenish. brand, converted, etc? also...are those PEGS?

    It's a painted 1980s bike, with pegs. She doesn't know what brand or what size. She is about 5 4Take-off everything but your rainboots
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2013
     
    Yo JP folx: don't leave yr bikes on the porch! Have heard about similar situations a few times now
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2013 edited
     
    rock death:Yo errybody: don't leave yr bikes locked up outside in the same place every day/night! Have heard about similar situations since the invention of bikes
    I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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    Also not that it matters, rear porch broad daylightTake-off everything but your rainboots
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2013
     
    Victim blaming!We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2013
     
    I dunno the specifics here (for all i know, it could be the first time it was ever locked on that porch), and I'm not saying this about Stormy's friend's situation, but sometimes victims definitely do need blaming.I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2013
     
    Hmmm... where was it, what time of day... what was it wearing?We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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    did it look younger than it actually was?'Cause i always say i love you when i mean turn out the lights.
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      CommentAuthornerdo
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2013
     
    That bike was drunk and wearing a halter top.Worstcase I'll just zip tie on a seat... but i'd rather not. —Zev (who else)
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    Clearly the bike shouldn't have been riding around like that, showing off it's curvy tubes, and drinking so much.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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      CommentAuthorrock dathe
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2013
     
    very clever. not sure jokes like these are funny though
    • CommentAuthorben
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2013
     
    Funny is subjective.

    I was being serious though.I have DTF pants. They're crotchless. -surprisefries
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      CommentAuthorjoeyfresh
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2013
     
    I'm not sure everyone cares whether you think jokes like these are funny.

    I think the serious point is that you can apply the arguments to any circumstance in which there could be construed to be a perpetrator and a victim. Playing with the language and applying it to other types of acts allows us to think critically about what we're saying. Yes, it moves it out of black-and-white territory and maybe that's uncomfortable... but thems the breaks.We'll get you a cat, don't worry -t-honks
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      CommentAuthor6kidz
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2013
     
    I thought it was funny, and I'm very sensitive."Dude's just smashing fructosenormativity, lay off."
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      CommentAuthorissues
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2013
     
    EPIC! Stratton:Clearly the bike shouldn't have been riding around like that, showing off it's curvy tubes, and drinking so much.
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    issues:
    EPIC! Stratton:Clearly the bike shouldn't have been riding around like that, showing off it's curvy tubes, and drinking so much.


    Ya know, every time I'm riding around showing off my curvy tubes, drinking too much, folks complain. :-(

    Well, except for Joe. He loves it.clockwork ted: this is my favorite thread. sweet BJ alexi!
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    topic is not funny, jokes are funny. does that make everyone happy?

    stormy: tell your friend if she does not get her bike back i can hook her up with a ghetto raleigh mixte that would fit her. she can go willy nilly on the spray paint. don't have any pegs though.